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AFTER FINISHING WATCHING ALASTOR'S COMMERICAL that he made, he turned the old styled TV and looked at them. With his usual grin on his face.

"So what do you think?" He asked.

"It was quite something..." Y/N said with her small smile on her as usual, with a titled head to the left.

"I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?" Vaggie asked annoyedly.

"Uh... Yeah.. one note." Charlie chimed in.

"Alastor- I mean.. uh, first off thank you so much for making this, seriously.. amazing!" Charlie said with a thumbs up. But It was obvious she was trying not to be rude or mean to him.

"But, um... Maybe the tone is a bit... Off.." Charlie said nervously with alastor tilting his head at her. "We want people to want to come here, this makes it look... Um..." Charlie was struggling to find the proper words so Y/N interjected in.

"Awful? Terribly made? Didn't tried to convey your goal? Full of nonsense? The opposite of what you're trying to convey?" Y/N said, and charlie just flinched at her suggestions and didn't wanted to use any of them at all and was struggling even more.

"Bad, the word you're looking for is bad..." Vaggie said, with her arms crossed as she stared at alastor.

"Funny, I was going for hilarious." Alastor responded.

"It didn't explain anything about how were trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point!" Vaggie said with her arms up, glaring at him.

"Both Vaggie and Y/N are right, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." Charlie said.

"Well, my dear. I haven't been active in hell for sometime, and everyone remembers me from my radio show! The proper medium to express oneself! But you insisted on this noisy picture box." He accusingly at TV old television with his staff with hate. "So I had a little fun with it." He finished.

"Oh, fun. You had a little fun with it? Well this is not what we want to represent us!" Vaggie said as she stood up on top of the sofa couch. "When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel! Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's going to want to come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks it's a waste of time here!" Vaggie yelled at him as Y/N watched the spectacle happen in silence.

Angel suddenly raised his hand and they turned at him curiously.

"What?" Asked vaggie.

"If'n ya filmin' a commercial. Can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity?" Angel said and gestured to himself.

"Angel, you're a porn star." Vaggie replied.

"A famous pornstar." He corrected vaggie. "I'll have the horniest sinners knockin' these walls down to get in." Angel said, Y/N didn't show it on her face, but it made her cringe knowing that it isn't going to be the kind of attention charlie wanted to have.

"We're not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie deadpanned.

"Why not? Sex sells. Don't it?" Angel asked as alastor transported behind him. "I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willin' to stay at this tacky hotel." Angel said with a grin.

"Haha! Never going to happen!" Alastor said sarcastically with an annoyed look.

"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special to, um... Attract folks to the hotel. But... I really don't want to exploit you in that way!" Charlie said with a strained smile as she was trying to be nice about it.

"Her point is as much your willing to use your skills to help, it doesn't really help the hotel in any way to let them know about her main point for it if you're going to be... Devious and exploitive about It...." Y/N said as she folded her hands in her lap and looked at angel.

"Oh please ladies, this body was MADE to be exploited, I got the arms, I got the stamina. I got the legs, I got the lung capacity." Angel said and continued as he was making sexual poses and listed it them down. Then laughed. "I got the LEGS! The gag reflex, holes..." The further listed, it made charlie feel uncomfortable.

Y/N was about to shut him up, but stopped when she heard charlie's phone ringing and so did the rest. "Hold that thought." Charlie then grabbed her phone and went to the other room to talk in private.

"I can keep going all night baby!" Angel yelled out as charlie left.

"That was quite inappropriate you know angel." Y/N said with her head shaking.

Angel shrugged. "What can I say? I'm a FREAK!" he said, but Y/N glared at him to stop with the remarks. And he did, for now

"Hey, I have a question." Angel said as turned to vaggie. "If both freaky face and miss creepers over there are so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?" He asked as vaggie looked at him.

"Oh, trust me! I can.." Alastor said with a menacing grin. The antler's on his head started growing with a dark aura surrounding him as he said so.

"Trust me angel, if charlie asked me to do so, I'm more than willing do it, after all I have the necessities to do it." Y/N said as she laid her arms on top of the sofa with one of her legs crossed on top of the other with an eerie smile towards his way, which actually brought some shivers down his spine way more than alastor's threat.

"Why do you think I'm here?" Husk called out, and alastor the turned back to normal and all of them turned to him.

"You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" Husk asked.

"I like being forced." Nifty said as her head popped out from the bar counter.

"Keep that to yourself niff." Husk said as he cleaned a bottle.

"What? You don't love being here with me, whiskers?" Angel asked with a smirk.

"Call me whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat." Husk said with a cat like growl.

"Kinky, come on, keep talking dirty.." Angel said and encouraging him while wiggling his finger to keep going.

"Ugh, angel. Let husk do his job. And no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose too." Vaggie said with her hands now on her hips.

"I'm choosing to here, and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" Angel asked.

"Well, maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." Vaggie said.

"Hey, whatever means I can keep crashin' here rent free." Angel said making vaggie glare at him.

Y/N felt a tap on her shoulder and turned to alastor. Who then gave her a bouquet of F/F's to her and laid it in her hands.

"Here are flowers for you my dear, think of it as my way of greeting you properly after my absence." He said as he patted her head.

"Oh, um..." Before Y/N could say anything further she noticed charlie exiting the hotel all while singing.

"The bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel said as everyone looked out towards the door.

"Is she...?" Vaggie asked.

"Oh she's dancin' alright." Angel said, making vaggie groan.

Y/N stood up and gave him back the bouquet. "You can put them in a vase, I almost I had some business to do. But thanks for the flowers." She said before turning around and left the hotel as well. It seemed to sting his ego slightly. But she could care less about it.

On cue, a black car just drove up next to her. The window pulled down to reveal a loan shark on the drivers seat. "I'm here to pick you up ms. Y/N." The shark said.

"Thank you for coming just in time. I'll lead the way this time, today." She said as she opened the door to the back and sat down with the door shutting behind her before the car slowly backed up and then drove away from the hotel.

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