Apology Tour

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Stolas lays down in a lounge chair beside a tea table under a royal tent in his garden, reading a book with a cup of wine on a table next to him. He sighs happily when he sees Violet and the twins coming towards him, "Ah there's my beautiful lover and our babies!"

Stolas sets his book down and picks up Nova and rubs her belly causing her to laugh.

"Hello my beautiful prince!" Violet kisses him briefly before their moment was interrupted

"Heeeello, hello, hello, newlyweds-AH!" Blitzø falls into the bushes, climbing out

Violet takes notice, but scowls at Blitzo for the harsh and heartbreaking words he said to Angel. Blitzo falls into the bushes, climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his foot as he walks up to talk, "You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So, what gives?"

"I was hoping my lack of "ha ha's" in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now." Violet said as she continued on rocking her son

"Oh, come on, Violet. Angel and I just had a rough night. 'Sides, you always want to hear from me." Trying to get her attention, Blitzo uses his finger to move Orion's head out of the way so he and Violet would be eye to eye.

"What is it you want, Blitzo?" Violet asked as she sat her son down back in his stroller

"Look, I'm sorry, okay, please just talk to me." Blitzo said

Violet turns to her fiancé, "Stolas, could you please tell Blitzo that I don't want to talk to him right now." She said

Stolas puts Nova in her stroller and turns to Blitzo, "She doesn't want to talk to you, so how about you respect her wishes, okay?"

Blitzo ignores Stolas and Violet turns to talk away from Blitzo but he follows her, "Oh, come on, Violet. you can't mean that."

"Oh yes I do. Angel told me what you said to him last night and it really hurt him, Blitzo. And before I left him yesterday, you should know that someone gave him this invitation to an anti-Blitzo party- An honorary invite for being your freshest ex." As Violet puts down her son she picks up a folded envelope with the words "You're invited" on it.

""Anti-Blitzo party"? Who the fuck's behind this?!" Blitzo reaches for the invitation.

"Oh, it's entirely immature. I tried to tell him that he shouldn't indulge this nonsense, it's silly." Violet reassures.

"Real silly." Blitzo rips invitation out of Violet's hand, "Real fucking classy." Wanting to get to the bottom of this, Blitzo opens the invitation and is shocked to find who it's signed by, "Verosika?! Of course, that fucking bitch."

"I will say, it's rather concerning you have an entire party devoted to hating you though, Blitzo." Stolas said

"Oh please, everyone hates me for shitty reasons." Blitzø sits down at the table, "In the end, everyone's just bitter they couldn't tie this ass down." he smirks as he kicks his feet up on the table, "I'm too much imp to simp!"

"You really think that's the reason?" Violet asked, raising her eyebrow

"Yessir, they couldn't handle that I moved on." Blitzo said

Stolas walks up to the table, "Oh! So you're used to being the one who crushes others' feelings, hm?"

"If by "crushing hearts" you mean..." Blitzø slides a finger across his throat, "...end shit before it gets serious, then bingo. I'm doing everyone a favor because relationships are boooring." he spots the two lovers crossing their arms, "No offense to you two. You're both a great couple."

"Oh really then, so why did Angel tell me that you've been sending him sexy photos of yourself and dirty text messages." Violet said

"Uh, I- Waiting for him to realize how good an angry fuck would be right now!"

"Get out! Right now!" Violet yelled pointing to the exit

"What?" Blitzo yelled

Violet turns angrily at Blitzo, "When are you going to learn that your actions can affect other people, Blitzo?! It's not always about you and what you want! You think relationships are so boring and you think that all royal blue bloods don't give a shit about others when as a matter of fact I do!"

"Yeah right, you never cared about what I thought back when we were dating! You were too embarrassed to even be around me!" Blitzo yelled

"Oh really? Do you want to know how I originally lost my title as a princess?" Violet asked

Blitzo just stares angrily at her.

"When I told my dad that you and I were dating he gave me an ultimatum. Either I break up with you or I would lose my status as an heiress and you know what I did? I chose you!"

Blitzo and Stolas look at her in shock, "I chose to be with you because I was in love with you and I wanted to be with you! So my dad disowned me because he didn't want his daughter dating an imp."

Blitzo suddenly feels bad, "Look Vi–I had no idea–"

"Why else do you think I lived in the circus with you and Fizz? I had nowhere to go." Violet said sadly

"W-Why didn't you tell me any of this?" Blitzo asked

"Because I didn't want you to feel bad and honestly I didn't want to be known as just the princess of Hell. I wanted to live on my own, have my own independence and not depend on my father's money." Violet said

Stolas holds his fiancé's hand and then looks at Blitzo, "Do you feel any kind of remorse for what you do? Have you ever even apologized once in your life?"

Blitzo whips his tail around in anger, "Oh, you think I can't apologize?! For what?! You want me to be like- Oh, sorry, this entire time I assumed the worst because I was convinced a princess or a porn star could never love someone like me and I've let my self hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone I could ever care about!" Blitzo breaks down slightly as he describes what he thinks Violet and Stolas want of him.

Violet turns back to Blitzo, slightly surprised, "Well, yes. That."

"I can sorry the fuck out of people, just you watch! I sorried Fizz so hard he cried!" Stolas and Violet walk up the stairs with the twins in their arms, "And I can sorry more people, everyone but Angel! 'Cause I don't owe him dick!"

Stolas slams the door on Blitzo.

"Everyone but Angel..."

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Blitzo is in his apartment laying on his couch, then getting up and getting a cup of coffee, "I can totally apologize to the people I've fucked with." He gets into his car, "I mean how many people could there possibly be?"

Blitzo writes up a list of names in order, with the fiirst 3 being: "Moxxie?", "Annoying Kid", "Southern Bitch".

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Blitzo is then seen knocking on the door of who is revealed to be Martha.

"Yes? Oh. It's you." Martha said

"Heeey, Martha, look, I know we killed you in the past, but I just wanted to say no hard feelings and offer this?" Blitzo hands Martha an apology basket, consisting of wads of cheese, bottles of hot sauce, and a note saying "sorry", putting it in her hands.

Behind her, Mrs. Mayberry emerges from a bedroom, wrapped in a towel and sopping wet, just coming out of a shower. she flips her hair back before stopping in her tracks, noticing Blitzo.

He looks at her, and smiles seductively at Martha, who turns to see a flustered Mayberry looking at them.

"Yeah, that's fuckin' right." Martha closes the door, and Blitzo pulls up the list again to cross off her name, along with two other new names: "Guy I Ran Over" and "Hot Bouncer".

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Agent One and Agent Two both looking bored, before Blitzo appears from a portal with a card that reads "Sowy :c" with a horse on it. Blitzo then winks at them and leaves, as they scramble to try and catch him.

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Blitzo crosses their names off the list and opens a portal to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring, where he gives Jesse flowers with the same sorry card, stomping on one of the people in the queue as he does.

Afterwards, Blitzo is about to text an apology to Angel, but second guesses himself, deleting his message.

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In the Greed Ring, the mascot of Loo Loo Land is seen next to a campfire. Blitzo then appears in a stroller and stuffs the apology gift into his eyeball.

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Another portal opens on Earth as Blitzo tosses a gift into the pile of dead bodies in the site of the room he had a massive fight in at original D.H.O.R.K.S Facility.

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Blitzo on stage at an acting awards ceremony in a dress and wig about to apologize to the audience.

Blitzo then tries to text Angel and Violet an apology again, but holds back.

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Blitzo is back again to the current D.H.O.R.K.S. Facility, where alarms are going off and Agent One, Agent Two, a 3rd Agent, a priest and The Cherubs who are still recovering from their injuries and are poised around where Blitzo dropped off his apology card, weapons raised. Blitzo then opens a portal right behind Cletus to give him an 'apology' card, which instead just has a few insults directed at the Cherubs.

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Blitzo closes the party invitation, "All right, and now onto the exes, who are all in one place... Yay." He sighed

Blitzo gives a worried expression as he rubs his crystal, which makes it generate a portal to Earth.

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A portal is opened and Blitzo's car runs over a jack o'lantern, "Hey, buddy, you know where 666 South Maple Avenue might be?" Blitzo asked

"Down that way, demon dude! Sick costume, bruh." A Halloween guy said

"Hey, Happy Halloween! Oh, looks like you missed some makeup there." Grandpa said

"Thanks! It's my face." He drives off down the road

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A/N Note: This is Angel's party outfit

Angel looks around the house before grabbing a red cup and pouring himself a drink, "This is the one day a year where we can rise among the living and these people spend it celebrating mutual pettiness."

"Uh, what?" a succubus dressed as a sailor asks.

"Oh! Nothing! I was talking to myself." Angel laughs sheepishly

"Cool, man, I wish I was you." the succubus walks off, Vickie rolling her eyes before forcing a smile as Verosika dances over to her.

Angel starts drinking, as Verosika Mayday dances over, noticing him, "Hello, freshest ex! Angel!" She kisses Stolas on the cheek, "How're you doing baby, you holding up okay?"

"Oh, I'm fine, I felt it rude not to stop by. I haven't really been out in a while and Violet has invited me out later on, so I really can't stay long."

"Well, I'm glad you could make it, honey." She clinks her cup with Angel

"We have cake, you wanna slice it?" Verosika pulls Angel over to a Blitzø cake, multiple arrows in its chest and a machete buried in its head.

"Oh... Eugh." Angel cringed

"I like to start with the neck. Or the dick." Verosika said as she pulled out a knife

"Let me see that." Angel said and he takes the knife away from Verosika and he violently stabs the crotch of the cake

"Wow, he really must've made you angry." Verosika laughed before putting her arm around Angel's shoulder, "Feel better?" Verosika asked

"A little bit." Angel said

"Well, live it up, baby, you are with friends here. Fuck Blitzo in the fucking ass!" Verosika yelled

A crowd of Succubi and other assorted demons are seen cheering.

Verosika slices the head off the cake while laughing.

"And I thought Niffty was crazy–" Angel muttered and he is shocked as more demons are seen torturing miniature toys of Blitzo, and walks away.

Blitzø enters the party, "W-o-ow. Have I fucked this many people? Christ on a stick, I should start keeping count." he starts walking past and apologizes, "Sorry for the comment I made at your sister's wedding. Though she did deserve it, she's a whore. Sorry for fucking your mom, though I thought it was your dad." he sees the piñata made of him and quickly rushes to hide, grabbing the tablecloth and covering himself with it.

"Hey!" A Unicorn Demon yelled

Everyone nearby looks at Blitzo now hiding under the tablecloth though they don't recognize him quick enough.

"He did it." Blitzo points at Dennis and quickly runs away.

"Way to go Dennis. You fucking suck." the unicorn demon drinks from her bottle.

"Yeah, you suck, Dennis!" An Incubus said

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Blitzo takes a peek outside, before hiding in a crowd looking for Angel. He sees him off to the side before realizing Verosika is on stage

Verosika laughs maniacally, "Now-"

"Oh shit-" Blitzø shrinks down.

"It's time to hear from the special, new guest of honor of the night- Angel Dust! Get up here, and say a few words!"

Angel spits out his drink, "Oh, no. No, no, no. No. I'm not really, um, hehe." He is pushed onto the stage, "Uh, I really shouldn't, I-"

"Tell us all about your experience with Blitzo. That cock-sucking motherfucker! C'mon baby, speak from your heart. We all here know how you feel." Verosika said

Angel looks into the crowd for a moment before singing.

Angel: ♫ Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live ♫

♫ Oh, take, take, take it all but you never give ♫

♫ Should've known you was trouble from the first kiss ♫

♫ Had your eyes wide open, why were they open? ♫

While singing this line, Blitzo slowly makes his way to the front of the audience, looking saddened.

♫ Gave you all I had, and you tossed it in the trash ♫

♫ You tossed it in the trash, you did ♫

♫ To give me all your love is all I ever asked ♫

♫ 'Cause what you don't understand is ♫

♫ I'd catch a grenade for ya

Vortex/Versoka: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

♫ Throw my hand on a blade for ya

Vortex/Versoka: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

♫ I'd jump in front of a train for ya

Vortex/Versoka: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

♫ You know I'd do anything for ya

Vortex/Versoka: (Yeah, yeah, yeah),

Angel: ♫ oh, oh ♫

♫ I would go through all this pain ♫

♫ Take a bullet straight through my brain ♫

♫ Yes, I would die for you, baby ♫

♫ But you won't do the same ♫

There are several mirrors with Blitzo's image hanging from the ceiling. Some of them are smiling until Angel reaches out to them, upon which they adopt a scowl.

♫ Black, black, black and blue, beat me 'til I'm numb ♫

♫ Tell the devil I said "hey" when you get back to where you're from ♫

♫ Mad woman, bad woman, that's just what you are ♫

♫ Yeah, you'll smile in my face, then rip the brakes out my car ♫

While singing that line, Angel puts his hand on the picture and it shatters, along with the other ones.

♫ Gave you all I had, and you tossed it in the trash ♫

♫ You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did ♫

♫ To give me all your love is all I ever asked ♫

♫ 'Cause what you don't understand is ♫

♫ I'd catch a grenade for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

Angel: ♫ Throw my hand on a blade for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

♫ I'd jump in front of a train for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

Angel Dust: ♫ You know I'd do anything for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah), ♫

♫ oh, oh ♫

♫ I would go through all this pain ♫

♫ Take a bullet straight through my brain ♫

♫ Yes, I would die for you, baby ♫

♫ But you won't do the same ♫

While singing that line, Blitzo is seen teary-eyed, realizing the weight of his actions and hides himself further under the tablecloth.

♫ If my body was on fire ♫

♫ Ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames ♫

♫ You said you loved me, you're a liar ♫

♫ 'Cause you never, ever, ever did, baby ♫

♫ (Uh) But darlin', I'd still catch a grenade for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

♫ Throw my hand on a blade for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

♫ I'd jump in front of a train for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah) ♫

♫ You know I'd do anything for ya ♫

Vortex/Verosika: ♫ (Yeah, yeah, yeah), oh, oh ♫

Angel Dust: ♫ I would go through all this pain ♫

♫ Take a bullet straight through my brain ♫

♫ Yes, I would die for you, baby ♫

♫ But you won't do the same ♫

♫ No, you won't do the same ♫

♫ You wouldn't do the same ♫

♫ Ooh, you'd never do the same ♫

♫ No, no, no, no ♫

"Thank you for your time." Angel said and he walks off the stage as the crowd cheers

Blitzo sees Angel walk back into the party

"Alrighty bitches, let's get wild!" Verosika yelled

Blitzo sighs

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Blitzo is walking inside the building and up to a drunk Angel, "Hey."

Angel spits out his drink, "Blitzo?! What are you doing here? You're lucky everyone is drunk or you would be murdered right now."

"Ah, no, it's good. I'm in a disguise." Blitzø reassures him as Angel pulls down the tablecloth to better hide him and walks him around while drinking from a bottle, "Wow. I've never seen you throw 'em back like this."

"Came just to judge me, is that it?" Angel asked

"No, I just- This was the final stop on the apology tour I've been on today."

"Oh, yes, Violet told me about this so-called 'Apology Tour'. Everyone but me is getting your cheap apologies tonight, hm? Well, you certainly have your work cut out for you." Angel said

"Look, how I acted last night... It was fucked, okay?" Blitzo said

"Last night? Ugh, why did you show up there?" Angel falls backwards into Blitzo's arms, "Why'd you show up here?"

"You already asked that, but look, I-I just really need to... To talk to you, to- to explain."

"Oh?"

"I've always been real shit at sorries, 'kay? They're for pussies and no one fuckin' deserves them anyway, but I felt maybe you actually needed one." Blitzo said

"Ooh, lucky me!" Angel yells dramatically before he falls off of Blitzo's lap. Blitzo helps guide Angel over to the couch.

"Oh, shit. Okay, what I mean is, I said sorry a lot today and, honestly, didn't really mean any of it. Because the only ones I wanted to say it to... Was you and Violet. I just... This whole thing we had going... I'm- I mean you're a fucking porn star and Violet's a fucking princess. How could you guys ever actually care for an imp... Me? How could anybody?"

"Blitzo. There is a crowd full of people here, who cared so much, they'd throw an entire fucking party about hating you, every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?" Angel asked

"Angel, you are better off without me. 'Kay? You deserve so much... I don't even know why you would want to be with me." Blitzo said

"You wanna know what I want? I want to know what it's like, to not be alone. I want to be someone's someone. I want to feel wanted. But like, in a romantic way, like I'm standing out in the rain at a train station and someone is shouting: "Harriet! Don't get on that train, it's going to London and I cannot be without you!"" Angel said

As Angel continues the dramatic declaration, he stands up, catching the party goers' attention. Blitzo quickly covers his face to avoid being noticed. The party goers go back to what they were doing.

"Oh, Angel, that's... a rom-com." Blitzo said

Angel sits back down, "Oh, fuck you. The point is, I just... want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want... me! To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think "You're the only one I want!"" Angel begins to shed tears, ""I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so...""

As Angel spoke, Blitzo felt more and more guilty with how horrible he treated him. and when Angel crouches down, he leans his hand to stroke him, but stops when Stolas sits up.

"You! Why are you here? I don't want you here, go home, please! Let me not feel so sad!" Angel then sobs, and then takes a deep breath

Blitzo is about to say something when an succubus suddenly appears

"Hey." An succubus wearing a 'Better than Blitzo' shirt appears

"Oh! Hello." Angel said

"Great song earlier. You have great pipes." "Better than Blitzo" Guy said

Angel wipes away a tear, "Thank you."

Blitzo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sings fantastic, we're talking here!

"Well, I just wanted to see if... Maybe... I dunno... You'd wanna... Dance?" "Better than Blitzo" Guy said as he brushed back his hair

"You want... to... dance... with me?" Angel asked

"Better than Blitzo" Guy stands up, "Yeah."

Angel looks between both demons. Blitzo sighs and gestures for him to go.

"Okay!" Angel yelled excitedly

Blitzo watches as Angel takes the guy's hand and leaves the room to dance. Blitzo walks to the door and watches as Angel cheerfully dances before seeing Verosika walk up the stairs. He walks up the stairs and stands next to her, removing the sheet from his head.

Blitzø walks up the stairs and stands next to Verosika, pulling the sheet down to uncover his head, "Hey Ver."

"So, an "apology tour"? Huh? You got a lotta balls coming here, Blitzo." Verosika smokes her cigarette.

"Yeah, I know. Everyone here hates me." Blitzo said

"Yep. That's the point, dumbass." Verosika said

"So, what, you're waiting for your sorry?" Blitzo said

"Oh, fuck you, you little prick!" Verosika said

"Well, I'm sorry for always telling it like it is, sister." Blitzo said

Verosika doesn't reply. Instead, she just scowls at him and turns her gaze away, which annoys Blitzo.

"What? I'm just being honest! I'm sorry for dumping ya! Sorry for not falling head over heels for you! Or that guy! Or fucking Dennis! Or-Or ANYONE AT THIS STUPID, FUCKING, PARTY!!!"

"Oh, you are so fucking SHITTY! Do you hear yourself?!" Verosika yelled

"EVERYONE'S SHITTY! Hello, we live in Hell! Why am I suddenly the bad guy for sucking at relationships?!" Blitzo yelled

"Are you expecting...sympathy?" Verosika flicks her cigarette away before speaking mockingly, "Awww, poor Bwitz, finawwy having to own that his actions affect other people's fee-fees!" she scowls, speaking normally, "Bitch, please." she leans on the rails, Blitzø doing the same, "How do you think I felt? When the fun guy I was dating decided to just, bail on me because I made the shitty mistake of saying I love...Ugh! It was the most embarrassing feeling. To be vulnerable for once and, you really just...know how to send a message in the shittiest, fucking way."

Blitzø sits down, legs poking through the rail bars as her words sink in, "The worst part is you still make me feel like a bad person for being angry at you now." she kicks a bar off the rails and then sits down, looking down at the party goers, "But, hosting this party, for everyone else you've dicked over? At least I can help others cope with the shit you did." she notices his silence, "What? No snarky comeback?"

"No. You're right. I actually am, ya' know... sorry. I-I don't want to be this way. Not forever." Blitzo said

Verosika then gives a small smile, satisfied that Blitzo wants to change, before she looks to the dance floor, smirking.

"Looks like Angel is having a good time."

"Yeah, well. He needs it, especially having to deal with Valentino the other night." Blitzo said

On the dance floor, Angel dances with the succubus. the latter flies up a bit to be at eye level, before he holds Angel, and catches him by surprise with a kiss. Angel returns in kind as they then depart, their tongues semi-wrapped with each other. Blitzo stares in shock at what he was witnessing, and Verosika's smirk grows.

"Oh, a really good time." Verosika said

"Oh, that spider-stealing cock bag!" Blitzo yelled before he growls

"Hold it, Blitzo. Y'know, if you wanna change, it just starts with saying: "Good for him, hope he gets laid."" Verosika said

Blitzo continues to growl with jealousy as he watches the scene.

Down below, Angel and the succubus depart from their kiss, and Verosika's words sink into his head, getting Blitzo to calm down. Verosika then hands a plate of Blitzo cake to Blitzo.

"Here, have some cake, fuckwad." Verosika said

Verosika stands up and leaves silently. Over You starts playing in the background as Blitzo stares at his plate of cake. Sighing, he puts the plate down, puts on his disguise and walks down the stairs.

He looks to an succubus drinking on the stairs, visible tears in his eyes. Blitzo then sees two female demons in the background pulling a Blitzo shaped piñata apart, and hugging each other.

Blitzo then passes the dance floor, seeing Angel dancing, seeing him happy. Blitzo leaves, closing the door behind him.

As he walks, he passes other demons, including Wally Wackford who is handing out refreshments.

Blitzo takes off his disguise and gets in his van. He turns on the radio, only for Over You to resume playing. Blitzo drops his head on the steering wheel, the horn blaring as the episode ends.

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