I was a good person before it all went down. I was good my entire life.

A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens white curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes Good morning! on the blackboard.

"Good morning!" Mrs. Mayberry greets as she twirls around and catches her piece of chalk, "I hope you all did your homework!"

Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.

Class: ♫ We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do! ♫

Class: ♫ Okay! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Two plus six is... ♫

Class: ♫ Eight! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And good behavior's... ♫

Class: ♫ Great! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date! ♫

Blonde boy: ♫ It's nine in the morning... ♫

Girl 1: ♫ On January 8th! ♫

Girl 2: ♫ The sun is out smiling! ♫

Dunce boy: ♫ And it's your husband's birthday! ♫

The class sings la la la while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.

Mrs. Mayberry faces the class, "Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up now!"

The class falls silent and Mrs. Mayberry frowns, "I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special."

"Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!" The pink bow smiles

Everyone gathered around the computer to call Mayberry's husband.

The scene reveals a sock lands on a corner of the computer. Giggles and moaning coming from the room. An unused condom hits the screen as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other side. Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks.

Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.

"Wait! Mrs. Mayberry!" A girl grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm, "Remember what you taught us? Think before you act." Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof, and she walks out the door.

The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.

"Oh shit, sweetie. What are you doing here?" Mayberry's husband asked.

"Shut up, Jarold!" Mayberry snaps.

A woman's screams and shots are heard.

"You scream like a bitch!" Mayberry said.

The boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.

"Oh god, what have you done? Sh-she had a family!" Jarold said. Mrs. Mayberry sobs from on screen, "We could've had a family!"

Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen.

She looks frazzled at her students, "Oh dear god, what have I done? In front of you all! I'm so sorry, my children. Don't forget to work on your timestamps."

Another gunshot is heard and the children faint on the floor one by one.

You do everything right in life. Play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world.

Violet and Blitzo are in the office sitting in their chairs looking bored as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room, "After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So that's why I'm here," Mrs. Mayberry turns around, revealing her demon form. Her face is partially shadowed by blinds. She holds a cigarette in her hand. "To get my revenge." She finished

"I mean, was she hotter?" Blitzo asked

Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitzo with an incredulous look on her face.

"Seriously, Blitzo?" Violet asked

"I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits." Blitzo said

Mrs. Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red.

"Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here." Blitzo stands up and Mrs. Mayberry glares at him.

"You see miss, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death..." Violet said and Mrs. Mayberry clenched her fist. Her red aura glows again. "...frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop." Violet smiles and touches Mayberry's nose.

"Exactly what she said." Blitzo said

Mrs. Mayberry clenches her claws, "Not all of them. That whore survived. Now they all call her a hero."

A bandaged blonde woman was recovering in a hospital bed. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. Her children and husband are by her bedside.

"How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?" The reporter asked.

"I just hope that sick woman finally found peace." The blonde pleaded.

"You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!" The reporter praised before giving the blonde the check.

"Oh, thank you!" The blonde said, innocently.

The camera flashes as Martha smiles with her husband.

Martha stands with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.

Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash. Getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!

Martha standing at a podium as the news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.

"You're a hero!" The reporter yelled

Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.

"You're a hero, girl!" The jogger said

In a grocery store, a boy talks with a cashier lady, "My mama's a hero!"

"She is a hero!" The cashier said

Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure, "You're a hero!"

An old priest folded his hands in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.

"You're a herooo!" The priest said

Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.

"You're a hero!" The class yelled

Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man, "You're a hero!"

Back in Hell, Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.

"SHE IS NOT A HERO!!!" She shouted angrily as she leaned in close to Blitzo's face, her face red with anger.

"Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, yeah, our thoughts exactly." Violet said, fearfully as Blitzo rapidly pressed a red button from underneath their desk.

A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client."

The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," "Violet is trying to kill me", and "Stolas."

Moxxie was holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking.

"Moxxie, stop shaking. You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!" Millie said. Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other.

Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other, "Wow. I feel soooo loved here." Loona said sarcastically

"Just take a deep breath," Millie inhales then exhales, "and let it out."

"But, it's a family. Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?" Moxxie said.

"I mean, if that's what the client wants." Millie said

"Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family." Moxxie said before speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent, "That's understandable." He then speaks normally, "But to eradicate an entire innocent-seemingly in this instance-upper middle class family bloodline?"

Loona looks at the picture as she thinks for a moment before turning back to Moxxie, "Hey! You don't know they're innocent."

She points to the boy, "This kid probably sets dogs on fire."

Loona then points to the girl, "Maybe this girl gets off on bullying Australian kids online."

Finally points to the father, "And this guy... this guy definitely watches."

"Exactly." Millie agreed, "Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here."

"But-"

Millie cuts her husband off, "Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox." She cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them, "Killing who were paid to is our business. Choose a target." Millie said before kissing Moxxie.

Moxxie aims his crossbow, "I just think it's a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective, is all."

Blitzo barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry, "Guys! I want you to meet-"

A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Blitzo catches it with one hand.

"Our newest client!" Violet finished.

The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall out and burst into electricity, setting the room on fire.

Blitzo slammed the arrow on the floor, "Dammit, Moxxie! Violet and I just bought those eels!"

Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzo waves goodbye.

"Bye and don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is free!" Violet waves as the car drives away.

"When did we start implementing that deal?" Moxxie asked.

Blitzo turns with a glare and grabs Moxxie's face, "When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DICK SHIT!!" He pushes Moxxie away.

Blitzo grabs Moxxie's face and pushes him away, "Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!"

"You mean our only ticket to the other side?" Loona asked as she pulled out a blue book from behind her, "Yeah, got it."

"And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie." Blitzo smiles before cooing in a baby voice, "You get a tweat now!" Blitzo holds up a dog treat to Loona. She looks disgusted, "Ew. Stop."

Blitzo throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews.

Loona growls, "You're so gross!"

Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

"Aw, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist." Blitzo said.

Loona rolls her eyes and leaves. Blitzo puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.

"Now, let's go lick some ass!" Blitzo smirks.

"The expression is kick some ass. Blitz." Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.

"Mine's better." Blitzo said, walking through the portal.

"Yeah, but Millie is smarter." Violet said, following behind

"Fuck." Moxxie groans and he follows after them.

The four demons look up and see a house, ducking into the flower bushes near a window.

Blitzø peeks in, "That's gotta be her." he laughs, "This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?"

"Me?" Moxxie asks excitedly. "Yeah, this one's simply enough for you to handle." Blitzø told him as Moxxie and Violetpeeks in as well. "It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital." Blitzø adds.

Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.

"Snooze you lose, Mox." Blitzø aims his sniper rifle at the mother, "And I gotcha bitch."

"Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!" Moxxie asked

"No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother." Blitzo positions his rifle."We're ruining a family!" he said

"Violet, you're a mother, do something." Moxxie whispered to her

"But... Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it." Violet lifts up Blitzo's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.

"What was that, Ralphie?" Martha asked

"I dunno, Martha!" Ralphie said, shaking his head. "But, whatever it is..." He grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands. "...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!"

Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor, "Alright, kids! Guns out!" She yelled

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.

"Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns!" Ralphie chuckles darkly

"What the fuck was that, Vi?!" Blitzo yelled in anger

Violet wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. She lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face, "I'm sorry. It's the mother in me, they just seemed so wholesome and happy." She said

Tears fall from her eyes as she takes more breaths. "I panicked!" She yelled

Blitzo facepalms.

"Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Vi?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!" Blitzo leans in and pokes Violet's head, "Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!"

A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out, "AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!" He yells

Blitzo, Violet, and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes.

Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.

Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backwards and dives into the lake."Where'd you go, little critter?!" Ralphie said.

Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock with a knife in her mouth. "Y'all can't hide long from me!" he said

Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands. Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock. Her eyes twitch. Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.

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Moxxie wakes up, tied to a chair as the two children of the family stare at him from across the table, "Oh, well hello, little ones. Aren't you cute?"

"It's nice to have a new critter to play with!" The children say in unison very creepily.

Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "Bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.

"Oh, crumbs." Moxxie said

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Blitzo and Violet run through a bush as Martha is firing gun shots towards them. They eventually find a tree and hide behind it.

"I know you're here you little devil, I can make that pain go away real quick just come let momma Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!" Martha yells at the imps.

The two of them sigh in relief before Violet's phone lets out a ringtone. Violet pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air.

"Dammit." Violet said she tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then she holds it to her ear.

"Stolas! This is a really bad time." Violet said

"Mhm but is it a bad time Vi-Vi?" Stolas asks while sitting in his bubble filled bath tub.

"What is it?!" She yelled

"I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?" Stolas asked. Violet and Blitzo's angry face appears in a bubble. "What did you just call me?!" She yelled as Stolas popped the bubble with his finger.

"My book, Vi. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you and Blitzy to use to do yours?"

Blitzo and Violet heard a rifle clicks and a bullet flies through the tree where they were moments before.

A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole, "I can HEAR you, darlin'!" She yelled

"Shit!" Violet yells as she and blitz run another way.

"Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?" Stolas runs his finger on the edge of the tub. "Doesn't that sound enticing?" he said in a seductive voice

"Stolas you know I love you hon, but I'm gonna need you to stop using your fancy ass rich people talk Blitzo and I are trying not to get fucked in our A!" Violet yells as another gun shot goes through the tree they where hiding behind.

"Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of... paaassionate fornication~" Stolas' eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look.

"Aaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little princess?" Stolas leans slightly over the edge.

"Fine, sounds lovely." Violet sighed

"Ohhh, Violet! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy (bleeped) inside of my (bleeped). To (bleeped) the—" Violet cringes and closes her eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for her.

Violet drops her phone as she and Blitzo are pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun. Stolas continues talking on the phone through censored bleeps.

"Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!" Martha said as she presses the gun harder into Blitzo and Violet's neck

Martha: Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!

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Moxxie struggles against the ropes as he looks up and sees torches lighting up outside, "Millie! Violet!" he struggles some more as the girl child takes out a knife. Just as she was about to stab him, the imp tilts the chair back onto her, escaping from the ropes with the knife. He throws the chair out the window and jumps out of it, following the illuminated pathway as he holds Blitzø's sniper rifle.

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Millie, Violet and Blitzo are tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.

"I had that fucking shot. Thanks a lot, Violet!" Blitzo said

"Oh come on Blitzo, I'm a mother, I couldn't help it." Violet said

Martha wears skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde.

"Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!" Martha raises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves. "May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!"

Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around the three imps, but they remain unharmed.

"Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard." Blitzo said

"It probably will." Violet said

"Oh. Shit." Martha rolls her eyes. "Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!" She grins and pulls out her rifle.

"That would be more effective." Blitzo said

"Blitzo!" Millie scolded

"It may hurt them but they can't hurt me." Violet said

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. The two imps and princess close their eyes and flinch. Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground. Moxxie is shown holding his gun.

"Moxxie!" Millie yelled

"Nice shot." Violet compliments

Moxxie runs over and unties the rope, freeing the three of them.

"You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!" Blitzo said and he fell down. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. They both move their heads.

Ralphie trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene.

"Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine!" Blitzo said

"Hang on, you big lug." Violet said she helps Blitzo up and supports him.

"I'm sorry, sir. Violet and I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise." Moxxie said

"Apology accepted." Blitzo pulls Moxxie into a hug, "But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will fuck you and your wife." Blitzo let's go as Moxxie looks fearfully. Millie raises her arms in a cheer. "Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off."

Blitzo pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest. He puts it back and retrieves his cell phone.

"Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house." Moxxie said

"Okay, fine. But, hurry up." Blitzo said as he pulled out his phone, "Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!" he yelled loudly

"Let me go with you." Violet said and follows behind him

Moxxie runs through the woods with a determined look on his face. Violet picked up her phone as Stolas continued to rave over the phone about his plans for her.

"While you and I are-" Violet's face turns red, she cuts off her phone and continues to follow Moxxie.

Moxxie and Violet enter the house and they point their rifles at them. The girl and boy look scared and the girl has a teddy bear with her.

"Don't move!" Violet said

"What are you gonna do little girlie? Kill us?" Ralphie asked

"We should! You people are monsters! But... you should have a chance at a life and a purpose." Moxxie said

"Look at your children. I'm a mother myself and they have their whole future ahead of them!" Violet said

"You are going to face your crimes justly! I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. We are handling this... our way." Moxxie picks up a remote and he presses a button and the television turns on. Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind him.

"Oh, shit." He said

Moxxie glances at the TV remote, the buttons looking like eyes and a face, "Uh... do you, uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?" Violet asked

"Yeah, it's in the kitchen." Ralphie pointed behind him

"Then... what is this for?" Moxxie asked

"It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids." Ralphie said, hugging his children

"Awwwww." Violet and Moxxie smiles with their eyes shining.

Moxxie and Violet arrive at the portal with Blitzo and Millie "There you guys are. You two have a good wank-off session, Moxxie and Vi?" Blitzo asked

"Excuse me?" Moxxie asked

"Look, I don't care where you two cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?" Blitzo said

"Dude you are so gross, that's my step son." Violet said, pointing at Moxxie

"Whatever, see you at the office!" Blitzo said and goes through the portal

Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek, "You doing okay, sweetie?" She asked

"Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process." Moxxie said

Millie touches Moxxie's chest. "You have a goooood heart, honey." She playfully pinches Moxxie's nose. "Just a fuzzy head!" Millie kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly. Millie walks through the portal.

"She's right, you know. You do have a gotta good heart, Mox don't anyone tell anything else." Violet smiled

"Thanks, Vi, that means a lot " Moxxie said

The two are about to step into the portal when they turn around and notice two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.

"We got em', boys!" A person on the loudspeaker said

A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in a massive inferno, shocking the two of them.

Something hits Moxxie in the head. They look down to see what is left of the teddy bear head. Blitzo grabs his neck, and Violet by the arm and pulls them through the portal.

Loona and Mrs. Mayberry has some cake as Millie hugs her husband. Moxxie and Violet looks at the cake labeled "We Killed The Bitch" are mortified.

"Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!" Millie yelled excitedly

"Yaaay!"

"Ohhhh, yeah!"

"We did it! Oh, Moxxie!" Millie said hugging her husband

"Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie and Violet finally learned not to fuck up." Blitzo said

"And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!" Millie said as she rubs Moxxie's head.

"That's messed up. But, I paid for it!" Mrs Mayberry said

Everyone except for Violet and Moxxie laughs.

Blitzo raises a fist, "Yeah, fuck that family!"