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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I'm going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didn't write his autograph, no, he wrote "you're a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom". I'm now divorced and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you've wronged will rise against you

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I fucking hate Stuart Little 🚬🚫🛑 I know what you're thinking 🧐🤔 this is some kind of funny joke 🤨😕 but no 😐🔫 Stuart Little is a piece of shit 🚬💊 A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero 🤮 And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible 🚗 He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job 🏡🏠 I swear to fucking god 😂 I'm going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me 👅😈🥴 Stuart Little has ruined my family 😥 Last summer 🍋🍑 I approached the miserable mouse in the street 🐭🤕🐯 and asked him for his autograph 😄😺 because my son is a huge fan 😈🔫 The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell 🤮😡 Later 🚩🌝😅 when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me 😐😟🤬 Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph 😑😬🤣 no 🔫😐 he wrote "you're a piece of shit 🚬💊 and i fucked your mom" 😒 I'm now divorced 😐👄🚪 and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life 💼 Your time is almost over ⏳🍿🥃 Stuart 🚩 All the people you've wronged will rise against you 🕊🤐🦍

owofier: 

I fucking hate Stuawt Wittwe. I know what you'we thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuawt Wittwe is a piece of shit. A damn wat got picked ovew actuaw chiwdwen at an owphanage and he's supposed to be a hewo? And I can't even teww you how many damn times I've seen a gweat pawking space onwy to tuwn the cownew and weawise Stuawt Wittwe is awweady pawked thewe in his stupid wittwe fucking convewtibwe. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I sweaw to fucking god, I'm going to kiww mysewf and take that goddamn wodent to heww with me. Stuawt Wittwe has wuined my famiwy. Wast summew, I appwoached the misewabwe mouse in the stweet, and asked him fow his autogwaph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking wat gave me the autogwaph and towd me to buwn in heww. Watew, when I gave my son the autogwaph he stawted cwying and said he hated me. Tuwns out the mousefuckew didnt wwite his autogwaph, no, he wwote "you'we a piece of shit, and i fucked youw mom". I'm now divowced, and pwanning a huge cwass-action wawsuit against the white deviw that wuined my wife. Youw time is awmost ovew, Stuawt. Aww the peopwe you've wwonged wiww wise against you.