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Battlebringer: *sighs*

Sunsplash: Whats the problem?

Battlebringer: Math problems.

Sunsplash: Oh I can help you, lemme see!


*Battlebringer hands the paper to Sunsplash*


Sunsplash: Alright, um, here's an easy one! Whats 6 x 3?

Battlebringer: *shrugs*

Sunsplash:  6 x 3?!

Battlebringer: I don't know-

Sunsplash: 6 X 3?!?!

Battlebringer: I DONT-

Sunsplash: SIX TIMES THREE?!?

Battlebringer: I legit don't know!!!

Sunsplash: SIX THREES?!?

Battlebringer: I don't know what is it?!

Sunsplash: *sarcastically* What is it?!? *pauses because she doesn't know* Get Spark-

Battlebringer: Why?

Sunsplash: SPARK!!!


*Spark comes down the stairs*


Spark: Whats the problem?

Sunsplash: Homework.


*Sunsplash gives Spark the homework paper*


Spark: ...What's 6 x 3?

Battlebringer: I don't know!

Spark: 6 X 3?!?

Battlebringer: I DON'T KNOW

Spark: What's 6 + 6

Battebringer: Oh 12

Spark: NOW ADD SIX!!!

Battlebringer: I don't know what is it?!?

Spark: *sarcastically* What is it?!? *pauses and realizes she doesn't know* Get your math teacher-

Battlebringer: WHO?!?

Spark: MINNOW!!!


*Minnow bursts through the door*


Minnow: BOOM! What??

Spark: Homework.


*Spark gives Minnow the paper*


Minnow: I TAUGHT YOU THIS!! WHATS SIX TIMES THREE?!?

Battlebringer: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Minnow: Look, if Sizzle had six times three amounts of dish soup, how much dish soup would she have?!?

Battlebringer: How much!?

Minnow: *sarcastically* How much!? *pauses and turns to Sizzle*

Sizzle: *squeezing dish soup into her talons, surrounded by bottles of dish soup*

Minnow: ...

Sizzle: ...

Minnow: ... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7-


_..._


*Battlebringer, Sunsplash, Spark, and Sizzle sitting quietly in class*

*Spark watches Battlebringer eat a sandwich and turns away uncomfortably*

Minnow: *standing up at the board* Alright so this is going to be the last problem of the day and the first person to figure this out gets extra credit for today 

*The problem 6 x 3 is on the board*

Battlebringer: *glances at problem and his eyes widen with panic*

Spark: What is that?

Sunsplash: Nobody knows what that is!!!

Minnow: Well you better figure it out y'all got ten minutes! *suddenly glares blindly at Battlebringer*

Battlebringer: *Typing on the calculator*

Minnow: NO CALCULATORS 

Battlebringer: *drops calculator*

Spark: WHERE DO WE EVEN START WITH THAT?

Sunsplash: THEY NEVER TAUGHT US THIS

Spark: WE'RE ONLY IN 12TH GRADE

Battlebringer: Yo I'm stressing out-

Spark: WHAT'S SIX TIMES THREE?

Sunsplash: I DON'T KNOW

Spark: *on the phone* MOM WHATS SIX TIMES THREE

Lark: *on the phone* What the heck is that?!?

Minnow: And while y'all doing that I'm going to pass out your summer packets

Sunsplash: Wait what I thought we were friends!

Spark: You give us a hard question to start of class and now you're giving us a packet?!?

Sunsplash: I INVITED YOU TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

Battlebringer: DO YOU HATE US?

Sizzle: *quietly and calmly doing her work*

Minnow: Hey SHUT UP! You think I'm sweet? Don't act like y'all know me now. You think you were going to have fun on your break? Ha thats funny here you go! *drops large a 1000 page packet on Sizzle's desk*


Sizzle: *looks up confused* You want me to pass these out?

Minnow: No not at all-

Sizzle: I mean I was working but I'll be happy to pass these out-

Minnow: No thats yours 

Sizzle: Yeah the one on the top is mine. I'll pass the rest out I got it!

Minnow: NO Sizzle that one is just for you!

Sizzle: Yeah the one on the top

Minnow: NO THAT WHOLE THING IS YOURS

Sizzle: Yeah the one on the top Ill take it right now and pass the rest out!

Minnow: THERE IS NO ONE ON TOP I HAVE THE REST HERE! *holds up about 3 more packets*

Sizzle: WAIT thats whats all of this?!?

Minnow: YOUR PACKET THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME

Sizzle: ...

Minnow: *puts the rest of the packets on everyone else desks* Here you go

Sizzle: I AIN'T DOING THIS IM OUT

Minnow: *Leaps to her feet* No you're going to take this packet


*Sizzle and Minnow have a Mexican standoff*

Sizzle: *sees door open, dodges Minnow, and sprints out*


10 minutes later


*Sizzle and her father walk in*

Lion: GET YOUR DANG HOMEWORK NOW

Sizzle: *walks over to sadly to backpack and tries her best to fit the huge stack of papers into it*

Lion: *glares*

Minnow: Wait! *hands Sizzle 400 pieces of paper* 

Sizzle: *crying* Whats this for?

Minnow: Your 400 page essay. I hope you have a nice break!

Sizzle: ... 

Lion: ...NOW LETS GO *he and Sizzle leave*

Minnow: K let me pass out the rest of the homework

Sunsplash: ...You know if we have to do all this work you are the one grading about 20 of these afterwards. How do you feel about that?

Spark: Do you think you have the time and patience to grade 20 OF THESE after we come back from break? Think about that-

Minnow: *widens her blind eyes with realization* 

*Bell rings and Battlebringer leaves without taking his work*

Minnow: *sighs* Leave the packets here. No homework

Sunsplash and Spark: YES

Minnow: Contact Sizzle and tell her the same thing 

*Sunsplash and Spark start walking out the door*

Sunsplash: ...Who the heck is Sizzle?


3 months later


Minnow: *writes 6 x 3 on the board* Alright no one got this last time so lets start right back where we left off

Sizzle: *walks in late with her sail all messed up and bags under her eyes*

Minnow: Um Sizzle just because it's the first day of school doesn't mean you have the right to be 10 minutes late to my class 

Sizzle: Huh? Oh sorry about that. Yeah I was staying up all night trying to finish the packet that you gave us

Minnow: Oh so you're just coming in here with some dumb excuse. What packet?

Sizzle: The packet you gave us on the last day of class. The essay was the thing that was keeping me up for most of the week- *laughs nervously*

Minnow: OH! That packet. I took that back you didn't have any homework I told your classmates to contact you.

Sizzle: ...What? *turns to look at Spark and Sunsplash*

Spark and Sunsplash: ...

Spark: *Spins around* SUNSPLASH I TOLD YOU TO TEXT SIZZLE!

Sunsplash: WHO THE HECK IS SIZZLE???


A/N 

That was a long one lol


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