CHAPTER ONE
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Percy Jackson is famous and we are nothing
Connie (Connor), Prissy (Percy), Wise Girl (Annabeth),
Seaweed Brain (Angel), Less Cool Stoll (Travis) &
G-Man (Grover)

Wise Girl
Michael Yew will rue the day

Less Cool Stoll
Isn't that your brother

Wise Girl
Yes
And he will rue the day

Seaweed Brain
What's wrong baby
My love
My lover
My beautiful queen
My angel
Hey that's my name
Tell me what's bothering you my dearest

Wise Girl
You're insane
Anyways
Michael borrowed my book
And
Wait for it
DIDN'T ASK

Seaweed Brain
NO.
The NERVE on that man
What is he like 4'2??? And he has all
this audacity???
Where does everything else go if he is so
small????

Connie
Can you guys shut up
Nobody gaf about ur damn book

Seaweed Brain
DO NOT SPEAK TO HER IN THIS MANNER
YOU DELINQUENT.

Connie
Ok bro

Prissy
The love of my life just posted
Glory to the gods
Or something

Connie
You're single
Painfully

Prissy
Hahahahah you are so funny Connor Stoll but
we are dating in my mind me and this gorjus
woman

Wise Girl
What the hell did you just call her?

Prissy
Gorjus?

Wise Girl
Bitch
GORGEOUS?

Prissy
Oh yeah
Something like that

Wise Girl
Holy shit
I can't stand you

Seaweed Brain
Who is this "gorjus" woman that is your
imaginary girlfriend, dear brother?

Prissy
Alessia Thatcher
Lessie.thatcher on the gram
Where she just posted

Connie
Yeah she's pretty
Now I see why she's your imaginary girlfriend
Because you couldn't pull that to save your life
brother
You actually just can't pull in general

Prissy
???? Yes I can
Annabeth tell him

Wise Girl
You were my lesbian awakening

Prissy
WHAT?

Seaweed Brain
I'M LAUGHDIJFJFEB
SHE GAGGED YOU OH MY GODS
I CANT BREATHE

Prissy
Alright now it's not that funny

Less Cool Stoll
Just looked at her profile and she bad
I'm sliding on that

Prissy
You better not Travis you better fucking not
I'll kill you

Less Cool Stoll
You've been pining after this girl for weeks and
haven't even spoken to her
Percy if you don't do this
I will

Connie
DRAG HIM😭😭😭😭

Wise Girl
Get him again for me!

Seaweed Brain
GRAB HIS COCK AND TWIST IT
Connie questioned a message
Less Cool Stoll questioned a message
Prissy questioned a message
Wise Girl questioned a message
Ok I get it ur confused damn

Connie
Why in the world would you say that

Seaweed Brain
Heat of the moment type thing

Wise Girl
????

Less Cool Stoll
Angel you are so odd
Like ur actually a freak

Seaweed Brain
☹️

Less Cool Stoll
Anyway
All in favor of Percy finally making a move
say I

Connie
I
Even tho I've never heard him mention her until
now

Less Cool Stoll
Whenever Grover doesn't respond I'm second
choice so I've heard it all
Where is Grover btw

Wise Girl
Strawberry Field
He left his phone in the big house
Also I

Seaweed Brain
I
And one for Grover too
Grover: I
G-Man loved a message

Prissy
I.
I'm gonna do it.

G-Man
Prayed for times like this
Percy I believe in you

Less Cool Stoll
I don't
Prissy disliked a message

Prissy
Guys please I need this

Seaweed Brain
Why 😭

Prissy
Oh idk
Maybe because my half sister is dating
my ex girlfriend
And I've been single ever since.

Wise Girl
We dated for 3 months when we were 14
Get over it

Connie
Bro got the wrong sibling and had to retry
I'm crying

Prissy
FUCK OFFFJENWDBDB

G-Man
Round 2 😭😭😭😭

Prissy
Like bye
I'm gonna comment on her post

Less Cool Stoll
DONT DO THAT????

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Sister

Sister
Who's Percy Jackson

Joey
Uhh some guy that's friends with Luke
I think he's that Poseidon kid

Sister
Angel's brother???

Joey
Yeah him
Why

Sister
He just dmed me

Joey
And said???

Sister
He thinks I'm cute
But I don't think he's cute...
And also dad's rule

Joey
Then tell him
That you don't think he's cute

Sister
That's so mean
I'll just use dad as an excuse

Joey
You know he's just gonna say that he
doesn't have to know

Sister
And that's when I say "yeah but I really hate
lying to my parents sorry Peter I'm sure you
understand :("

Joey
His name is Percy 😭

Sister
Oh shit ur right
Oops???

Joey
Unbelievable
Seen

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The Desperate Housewives of CHB
JoJo (Joey), Silly (Silena), Angry Lesbian (Clarisse),
The Straightest Twink Ever (Chris), Scar Boy (Luke) &
Goodluck Charlie! (Charles)

Angry Lesbian
FUCKING OLIVIA FROM THE APOLLO
CABIN JUST BEAT ME IN A ROCK
CLIMBING RACE
I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF
MY REPUTATION IS RUINED

Goodluck Charlie!
I assure you that it's not that serious

Angry Lesbian
That's easy for you to say Charlie
You won your race

The Straightest Twink Ever
It was against Silena
When was there ever a doubt that he would lose

Silly
Stop
If I wasn't afraid of the weird chalk you guys use
to get a better grip I would've won

Goodluck Charlie!
I didn't use any of that??

The Straightest Twink Ever
Yeah because you have freakishly dry hands

Goodluck Charlie!
What does that even mean?

The Straightest Twink Ever
That you have freakishly dry hands
Next question

JoJo
Shut up about Charlie's dry hands and guess what
I just found out

Goodluck Charlie!
My hands aren't freakishly dry but go on Jo

JoJo
Yes they are lol
Anyways
PERCY JACKSON just tried hitting on my
little sister

Angry Lesbian
Wait what
Pussy Jackson tried hitting on Alessia?

The Straightest Twink Ever
Wait woah what happened to Prissy??

Angry Lesbian
Oh come on Chris
We've outgrown that childish nickname by
now

Scar Boy
And Pussy Jackson isn't just as childish?

Angry Lesbian
No
Also hi Luke
Welcome to the conversation

Scar Boy
Hi Clarisse
Thanks

JoJo
Sorry one of the Demeter kids just tripped
me with a vine
Yes
Pussy Jackson hit on Alessia
Via Instagram dms

Silly
Oh that poor boy
He doesn't stand a chance 😭

The Straightest Twink Ever
Didn't he date Annabeth?

Scar Boy
Yeah

Angry Lesbian
And isn't she a lesbian now
And also dating his sister??

Silly
Also yeah

JoJo
Would hate to be him
Like seriously that's gotta suck

The Straightest Twink Ever
Yeah it's almost as bad as your crush of 3
years rejecting you in the worst way possible

JoJo
Oh get over it Chris
I wouldn't have kissed Charlie in front of you
if I knew

Goodluck Charlie!
Yeah and it was also a dare
No romantic feelings whatsoever

The Straightest Twink Ever
I'm still heartbroken

Silly
It happened a year ago and you have a
girlfriend now

The Straightest Twink Ever
I love my girlfriend

Angry Lesbian
I'm gonna feel so bad for her when you find
out you're gay and you have to dump her

The Straightest Twink Ever
What the hell

Scar Boy
LMFAOOOO TRUEEEE
I'm gonna feel so bad for Maxlyn

The Straightest Twink Ever
I'm not gay and I'm not breaking up with Lyn
??????

Silly
Yeah I'm not gay either LMAOOOO

Angry Lesbian
SHUT UPFOMFNENA

The Straightest Twink Ever
I hate this groupchat

JoJo
Whatever you say gay boy
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Percy Jackson is famous and we are nothing
Connie (Connor), Prissy (Percy), Wise Girl (Annabeth),
Seaweed Brain (Angel), Less Cool Stoll (Travis) &
G-Man (Grover)

Prissy
Well
I dmed her

G-Man
Ohhhhh shit
So when's your date?

Prissy
Never
She's not allowed to date
Her dad's rules

Seaweed Brain
LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

Prissy
Ok not funny

Wise Girl
Why not just tell her to keep it a secret
from her dad?

Prissy
She doesn't like lying to her parents.

Connie
But she's 15 isn't she? And she's not allowed
to date?

Prissy
Not unless her older sister does first

Connie
Well who's her sister?
Silena?
I'll ask her out

Prissy
No not her half sister
Her step sister
Their mortal parents are married

Connie
Oh
Still who is it
I'll ask her out for you

Seaweed Brain
Connor you do NOT wanna promise that
before you find out who it is

Connie
???? Who is it

G-Man
Trust me man
You do NOT!!!! Want that

Connie
TELL ME WHO

Prissy
Um
Josephine Barquero...

Connie
Oh hell no
Call you Taylor Swift cause you're on your
own kid 😭👋

MATTHEO.
First chapter yay!!!!!!!!!

Yay.

This is for Bailey because she's been yearning for it