Okay. I say 'Fight Me.' A lot.

That's why I made this book. This is a little place for my inner fight club

However, in real life, I am (Shockingly) a pacifist. I avoid conflict everywhere. Even just little arguments. 

That being said, I'm never going to actually fight anyone I say I'm going to fight here. 

It's a joke. Fighting people is a bad thing. Don't do it. 

If I'm taking inspiration from real life, I'm going to be vague. Nobody deserves to have someone use their name without permission on the internet. 

In summation: No actual fighting, Comedy purposes only, no names, I'm actually a sweetheart who says 'fight me' for ironic purposes only. Are we good? I think we're good. 

So grab some popcorn, put in a mouthguard, and get ready to square up.