A/N: the texting is in Korean unless stated

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Soomin (🐿️)
GUYS 
SO I WAS OUT WITH YOOYEON UNNIE AND SOHYUN UNNIE TODAY
AND THEN Y/N OPPA SHOWED UP
AND WE ENDED UP EATING DINNER TGT
Y/N OPPA WAS SO COOL
EVEN YOOYEON UNNIE WAS LIKE AMAZED
SHE WAS STARSTRUCK

Yooyeon (🐰)
Stop spreading fake news Soomin!!!
But yes it was nice talking with Y/N-ssi

Sohyun (🐺)
The fact that you still use formal speech with my brother is weird unnie, he's already dropped the formalities with you

Yeonji (🧸)
Come to think of it,
Y/N oppa seems like the kind of person that Yooyeon unnie would fall in love with

Yooyeon (🐰)
NO
YEONJI WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT

Shion (🍞)
I choked on my bread

Hayeon (🦔)
I screamed

Chaewon (🎀)
My eardrums burst cause of Hayeon

Nien (🍓)
Huh?

Kaede (🍁)
😶

Seoyeon (🐶)
Wait

Nakyoung (🐈‍⬛)
Hang on Seoyeon I think Yeonji is up to something

Jiwoo (🐻)
That can't be good...

Yubin (🐯)
Let Yeonji cook Jiwoo

Chaeyeon (🍑)
I'm watching Yeonji type like she's typing an essay right here

Joobin (🐣)
Yeonji unnie has been typing for a good 3 minutes now...

Yeonji (🧸)
So we all know Yooyeon unnie's type is younger, mature, and talented
I would say that Y/N oppa is all of the above
Sohyun unnie back me up
Y/N Oppa's birthday is January 6th, 2004
Yooyeon unnie's birthday is february 9th, 2001 (first check box)
Y/N oppa (based on my research and my intuition) is a very mature person, having been given the responsibility of helping develop F1 cars long before his debut (check box 2, checked)
And thirdly: HE'S A FORMULA ONE DRIVER (aka the best 20 drivers in the world)
Sohyun unnie, your verdict plz

Sohyun (🐺)
Hmmmm
I wouldn't be against Yooyeon unnie dating my brother
She seemed pretty interested in him while they were chatting at dinner
She also seemed pretty impressed when he offered to pay the bill

Yooyeon (🐰)
Only because i should've paid for me and Soomin!
We were intruding on your family time

Kotone (🦭)
I think I see something in Egypt, in denial [english]

Joobin (🐣)
😂😂😂

Sullin (⛄)
😂

Xinyu (🦊)
I mean Yooyeon unnie
I would shoot my shot
Have you seen his pictures?!

Like HELLO?!?!

Lynn (🦈)
Xinyu unnie.... I think you're mistaking him as Sohyun unnie

Xinyu (🦊)
As I WAS SAYING
SHOOT YOUR SHOT!

Dahyun (🍒)
Sohyun unnie your brother is cute
But he's Yooyeon unnie's

Hyerin (😺)
Unless you think that Y/N oppa is not good-looking Yooyeon unnie...

Jiyeon (🦢)
In that case, you're kind of blind unnie💀...

Yooyeon (🐰)
I never said he was ugly...
I'm sure he's too busy to date tho.

Mayu (🐇)
So you aren't denying that you want to get to know him?😏

Yooyeon (🐰)
Mayu not you too 😢.....

Seoah (☀️)
Even I can tell that Yooyeon unnie has a crush and I'm a literal child

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yuki_soda Y/N in his kpop idol phase?!
↳ yu_is_jiho I listened to the live radio show, can I just say, 10000/10 music skills by my boy

flying_dutchman33 What did you sing? 
↳ Y/N_cant_park Top of the World by Shawn Mendes 

soda_hyun 노래 진짜 잘 부렀어요! (you sang really well!)
↳ Y/N_cant_park 고마워 다현 누나 🥲 (thanks Dahyun noona)

yoo_is_ch0onsik 잘 했어요 👍(you did well)
↳ Y/N_cant_park 고맙다 유연 (thanks Yooyeon)

yeonjimon 😲😲😲

albon_priv damn... so we have iam_stupidc the pianist, yu_is_jiho the dancer, Y/N_cant_park the main vocalist, and landon_norizz the DJ... someone should sponsor a F1 music project group...

↳ fish_zhou24 why don't you do it resident millionaire lance_the_troll
↳ lance_the_troll that'll be my next investment...

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 A/N: I think it's about time I 'upshift' into 'top gear' and get things on a 'grand tour'... I'm not funny💀

this is the only way I know how to destress...