Second set of questions! Let's get going!
Mouse: actually, I'm gonna answer this one.
Mouse: because, y'see, both of these questions will be answered eventually in NOiHwT.
Mouse: so we'll get to that! (:
Papyrus: Glow sticks are very cool and should always be worn to any special social event.
Mouse: and then, again, we'll get to that in NOiHwT!
Gaster: I mean, I suppose they are rather decent.
Gaster: And I do believe calling someone a chicken is not a valid insult- they are actually rather adept at surviving in their natural environments.
GF!Sans: all of them except Bill are pretty cool.
GF!Sans: mabel reminds me a little of pap.
UC!Sans: hmm. depends. roosters can be pretty vicious, especially with their spurs.
UC!Sans: and, i mean, cockfighting is a sport for a reason.
UC!Sans: granted, it's also illegal.
UC!Sans: but still.
UC!Sans: i think it all depends on the cat, the rooster, and all that stuff.
UC!Sans: but i think that's a fight i wouldn't mind watching!
Gaster: ...
Gaster: I fail to see how that is a question, so I will thank you to keep your idiotic nicknames for me to yourself.
Mouse: well. He would generally hate them all. Humans, after all.
Mouse: Ford would respect him.
Mouse: Stan might, too. They're all weird old men.
Mouse: Dipper would do his fanboy thing about finding another grown adult nerd. Also, he would totally lose it if he learned that Gaster keeps a notebook with sciencey research notes in it.
Mouse: ... Honestly, I'm not sure about Mabel, though.
Mouse: and he and Bill would hate each other.
Gaster: well, just like monsters are made up more of Magic and humans more of physical matter, the same holds true for monster food.
Gaster: as it's made mostly of Magic, monster food is turned nearly immediately to raw energy upon consumption. It also never spoils as is such.
Gaster: as for weird foods in the Underground, well...
Gaster: I have one compliment for humankind: they did not monopolize selling square "steaks" that are supposedly in the shape of celebrities.
Papyrus: ... he has lost VERY MANY socks on the surface.
Papyrus: I've found them all over the place!
Papyrus: I even found some at Frisk's school once when I went to pick them up!
Papyrus: But as bad as that is...
Papyrus: I don't think I've even found a quarter of all his lost socks!!
Gaster: As much as I would like to go shoot some Blasters at some humans
Gaster: Mouse won't let me. She says it's breaking the Fourth Wall a little too much, and even beyond her author powers.
Gaster: So that's not gonna happen.
Gaster: (for the record, though, I will say that you are at least a mildly smart human for being a fan of mine.)
Gaster: I mean.
Gaster: as long as you don't get in my way, I don't care what kind of animal you are.
Mouse: Because feels.
Mouse: but seriously. That's like, my second biggest goal here on wattpad.
Frisk: Um... well...
Frisk: I don't actually know of any way to save him. So-...
Frisk: currently, I won't be going anywhere.
Frisk: But if I knew what to do, I'd find a way to do it!
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Sans: eh.
Sans: i mean, it's alright
Sans: but i don't like it the way al and Undyne do.
2
Gaster: He's a human, and that means, by default, I hate him.
Gaster: if he were a monster, then I might actually get along with him.
Gaster: I might at least be able to hold a conversation with him without cursing his idiocy!
3
Gaster:
Gaster:
Gaster: I hate you all.
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Papyrus: Yes, of course!
Papyrus: Everyone deserves some of my spaghetti!
Papyrus: and the Great Papyrus will ensure that everyone gets-
Sans: sorry, bro, we talked about this, remember?
Sans: there's a 4th wall in the way.
Papyrus: oh... Right.
Papyrus: ...
Papyrus: Human! I must apologize!
Papyrus: For I will be unable to complete this task!
Papyrus: Not even the Great Papyrus can break the Fourth Wall that much...!
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Gaster: He's a self-absorbed idiot who doesn't have the intelligence to tell a screwdriver from a socket wrench, and he's even more egotistic than me.
Gaster: I hate him.
Sans: ... eh.
Papyrus: Mettaton is very cool!
Papyrus: He has his own tv show!
Papyrus: Actually, he has a lot of tv shows...
Papyrus: The cooking ones are my favorite!
Gaster: yes and because Mouse is forcing me to.
Sans: nah, i don't think she knows.
Sans: i mean, i don't think she even knows she was ever in the lab.
Sans: she was unconscious the whole time.
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Gaster: As best I could, yes.
Gaster: It was difficult, sometimes, to keep track of the timelines, but I did my best to keep an eye on them.
Gaster: And... Well...
Gaster: Sans was using the Blasters the way I meant them to be used- for killing humans.
Gaster: But of course I'm proud of my sons!
Gaster: Of all my creations, they are the greatest. I couldn't love them more.
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Mouse: first of all, thank you so much! It always makes me happy to know people like my work.
Mouse: As for the question itself...
Mouse: Well, I've always liked storytelling and writing.
Mouse: and then I got into the Undertale fandom. The more I read, the more I liked it, and the more of my own ideas I came up with.
Mouse: and then, once, I was talking to emotistic-optimistic about Undertale AUs, and I happened to mention an idea I had for an AU.
Mouse: She told me it was a good idea, so I went and wrote UnderCorrupt.
Mouse: and when I had finished that, I wanted to keep writing, so I started working on The Time Before!
Mouse: and now, here we are! (:
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Mouse: genetically inherited trait. We Mouses have an inherent ability to contain extraordinary amounts of Sass.
Mouse: It's the compensation for everyone in my family being so small.
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Gaster: because I'm stuck in a world that's 99% populated by idiots.
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UC!Sans: oohhhh man.
UC!Sans: i don't even know where to begin.
UC!Sans: it's amazing.
UC!Sans: they're so sweet, better than pure sugar.
UC!Sans: and there's that little touch of sour, that burns in your mouth.
UC!Sans: and the more of it you eat, the hotter it seems to get, burning through your own body...
UC!Sans: best meal I've ever had.
4
Sans: hey!
Sans: i like my threats! those are good threats!
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Papyrus: yes, of course I do!
Papyrus: The secret ingredients are...
Papyrus: lots of practice, and a dedication to keep trying until you get it right!
Gaster: yes, obviously.
Gaster: I mean, after all, I have to get my license for savagery re-certified every few years.
1
Gaster: 32.058 minutes.
Gaster: obviously.
2
Papyrus: Well...
Papyrus: ... They both really like it.
Papyrus: I think Sans is really happy to have someone who can keep up with his puns- even Toriel isn't quite as fast as he is!
Papyrus: and I don't think Dad had anyone to listen to his puns in the Void.
Papyrus: So as long as it makes them happy, I'm okay with it.
Sans: wow, really, bro?
Papyrus: Oh no.
Gaster: Papyrus, that's absolutely punderful!
Papyrus: NYEH WHAT HAVE I DONE
Sans: oh man.
Sans: it's gotta be the time that i dumped that bucket of pink slime on dings' head.
Sans: that was amazing.
Aaaaaaand that wraps up question set 2!! Feel free to ask as many questions as you want, you have until Monday! (:
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