First request- up war between Sans and Bill!

B: you smiley trashbag
S: that nickname is total garbage.
B: you really don't waste any opportunities for puns, do you?
S: of course not. Why would I throw something like that away?

Second request- nice Herobrine! Well. I kinda did it. Sorta. Ish.

"Remember when we were brothers, Hero? What happened to those days?"

Now I only have 2 more to do, I think!