"I, Cthulhu, do hereby swear to devote my life to becoming a true hero. But only so I can regain my powers, summon R'lyeh to the surface, and destroy the world, of course."

So I just played Cthulhu Saves the World. If anyone's looking for a really good game, I cannot recommend this one enough. I mean, a Lovecraftian horror fighting evil, doing generally heroic deeds, and bestowing the gift of insanity to all... What's not to love?

Seriously! Go play the game! Do it! You won't regret it!

(also, I copied the design/position/etc off the Steam trading card image. So, while the drawing is mine, the original is not.)