Beta: Ah..well...I think you can already put the pieces together for that one..

Mario: Why is Beta turning red?-

Beta yeets a computer at him.

Beta: I'm not red, I'm grey, dipshit.

Mario: Hey!

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Beta: Uh...Noooooooo...Ahem. No. No I didn't. I would never do such a thing.

He quickly kicked a crate under his bed.

Beta: I would check on Percy though, he's always fucking shit up.

Percy: Screw you!

Beta: Screw you too Swamp Breath.

(Oh dammmnnn)