Most people:  WHOO!  It's Halloween!  Time to have a pArTy!

Me:  I'm not really a partier... I prefer to read about them

Most people:  YOU SHOULD THROW ONE!

Me:  Well... maybe I could...

Most people:  YES!

Me:  People will have to take the Pottermore quiz before coming in... yes.  This could work!

Most people:  YEAH!  Wait—

Me:  HARRY POTTER TWO DAY MARATHON PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most people:  That's not what I—

Me:  WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

Most people:  ...

I actually did this and it was the best party ever.  Seriously, I had a great time while surrounded by people— that's saying something if you consider how antisocial I am!  Who else wants to a party like this?  Be honest.  See ya in the comments!