• Paul Dano as Timothy Klitz
(1/3 of the Tripod)
"Ugh, fucking Chase. I can't believe she dated that asshole."

• Chris Marquette as Eli Brooks
(2/3 of the Tripod)
"Fuck, dude, she's so hot. I don't know why you don't just nail her. Fuck her hard for me, Klitz."

• Emilie Hirsch as Matthew 'Matt' Kidman
(3/3 of the Tripod)
"Jesus Christ, she's a porn star! Oh my god!"

• Elisha Cuthbert as Danielle Clark [Athena]
(The Porn Star)
"Penny? Awe, Klitz you and her would be so cute."

• Timothy Olyphant as Kelly
(Danielle's Manager)
"Would you be interested in doing porn?"

• Monica Barbaro as Lizzie Vasquez
(Oceana's Porn Star Friend)
"Me and Summer have filmed a bunch of times. It's super easy."

• Sebastian Stan as Chase Collins
(Penny's [ex] boyfriend)
"Really? You'd rather hang out with them than me?"

Featuring:
• Lee Sung Hi as Ferrari
• James Remar as Hugo Posh
• Amanda Swisten as April
• Jacob Young as Hunter
• Brian Kolodziej as Derek
• Brandon Irons as Troy
Here's the cast!!!
~skylar💗🫧💗🫧