"Um," you say, your eyes going wide. "Haha. Nope. Nope nope nope nope. Absolutely not."

You sprint back to the dorms before anyone can stop you, pressing your back against the wall on your bed. You sit there all night, ready to fight, but the hallway is quiet for the rest of the night. Finally, you drift off, glad that they're not coming for you, wondering if you hallucinated it all...

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