Me: Let's go!

Omega: Do semes include Astro and Emo child?

Me: I guess, I mean...

Omega: Alrightey! Astro! Emo Child!

Astro: Yes?....(Just woke up from a nap with bed head)

Emo Child: Yes ma'am?

Omega: Fury and I need you to help out with a little task.

Astro: Okay?

Omega: Round up all the semes alongside Emo Child and bring them into room #713 in the mansion, you need to enter the room yourself too to check.

Emo Child: How many rooms are there?

Me: Oh about 1000 give or take.

Omega: Yes yes now off you run.

Astro: True but I keep about 50 rooms to myself. For things.....

Emo Child and Astro leave room to begin task.

Me: But they won't be stuck in the room then?

Omega: As soon as all of them are in the door automatically slams shut and locks.

Me: I'll go force Vlad to watch the door.

Omega: Let's get down to business!

Me: To defeat, the huns!

(Mulan starts playing.)

Omega and Fury leave

Enter Astro and Emo Child

Astro: Semes assemble!

Bill, Phantom, Phil, Mark and Dark enter.

Emo Child: Stand in formation B! We have a task.

Astro: We were charged with the mission to go into room #713 of the mansion.

Phil: That's it? Fury isn't as boring as that, and with Omega here it's guaranteed to be life threatening physically and mentally.

Phantom: *mumbling* I know right.

Dark: You guys are just pussies.

Mark: Excuse me?

Dark: *sniffs indifferently* You're excused.

Mark: Why you-

Emo Child: *waves ak47* No fighting soldiers!

Astro: Everyone, shut up!

Bill: Let's get this over with, if I die, I bequeath everything to Pine Tree.

The semes march off to room #713. Upon entering the door slams shut behind them all.

Astro: What the fuck! Why are me and Emo Child in here too?

Phantom *deadpans* There is literally nothing here.

A distorted voice echoes over the microphone

Voice: YOU ARE NOW STUCK HERE. YOU MAY ONLY GET OUT WHEN YOUR UKES FIND YOU. TO MAKE SURE YOU REMAIN HERE, WE HAVE THE TRUSTED GUARD: VALD MASTERS!

Jazz music begins playing, disco lights shine and Vald enters.

Mark: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuckey fuckey fuckey you (me: please tell me people get this reference). Jack's not the best at "hide-and-seek" you know.

Vlad: Let me check how many fucks I give. *turns out pockets* Ah yes, none.

Astro: Fuck my wife and her life threatening antics.

Emo Child: Ewww, you guys already have fucked. That destroyed any shred of molecular sized innocence I had left.

Phil: Ugh, I knew something was gonna happen. Wait where's Dark?

Dark: What? I was exploring *smirks*

Back to me, Omega and the Ukes

Omega: *hums London Bridge is falling down cheerfully*

Me: *is listening to Panic! and mouthing the words to That green gentleman*

Rest of the Ukes besides me and Omega: *glances fearfully at the skipping duo*

Dan: Has anyone noticed that there are copper-ish streaks in Omega's hair? Is it blood?

Back in room #713

Emo Child: Blood? I love blood!

Phil: *shakes head in disbelief*

Back to the ukes

Danny: I've learned not to question things after already being in one of Fury's stories and having Omega kinda control our actions.

Omega: I heard my name!

Danny: Uh, we were just talking about how... uh, lovely you are!

Omega: Awww, thank you. Although, Astro could give you a run for your money with her compliments. You should hear what she says when we're having sex.

Dan: *whispering* I did not just hear that. I did not.

Me: Oooh, congregation! Let's party! *drags Dipper, Jack, and Anti in*

Back to room #713

Emo Child: *mouthing* come congregation lets sing it like you mean it, no. Don't you get it don't you get it now don't you move.... STRIKE UP THE BAND. *continues singing**naw i'm sinning its cool*

Phil: *turns to Astro* What are they doing?

Astro: Probably heard something and something random popped up in her screwed up head.

Mark: Damn your family tree is messed up. You have Fury who acts like an angel but is totally a sinner, you who has an alter ego that tries to kill everyone, Omega who is just plain scary with her threats, glinting eyes, and pervertedness at the max, and then Emo Child who I am quite sure is somehow related to the Devil.

Astro: I mean my brother is the Devil so yes Emo Child is related to the Devil. He's her uncle!

Mark: Holy fuck.

Emo Child: I'll betcha Jack's a holy fuck.

Back to the ukes

Omega: I think someone said fuck. Fuck, what a wonderful phrase. Fuck, ain't no passing craze. It means no worry, for the rest of your days. It's my problem free, philosophy! Fuck fuck fuck.

Back to room #713

Dark: Hey, now these are people I can get along with.

Astro: *bro hugs Dark*

Emo Child: *goes and gives Phil a hug*

Phil: What the hell are they doing!Mark: They're having their version of 'fun'. Which can be a bit disturbing.

Phil: No shit Sherlock.

Mark: *puts hands up in surrender*

Phil: Sorry *rubs temple* I'm just missing my Danny boy.

Phantom: *perks up* Danny?

Phil: Not your Danny, my Dan.

Phantom: *deflates* Oh.

Back to ukes

Dipper: Hey does anyone know where Bill and the others are?

Dan: Now that you mention it, where's Phil?

Danny: And Phantom!

Jack: Mark? *calls out*

Anti: Eh, Dark will come back to me. He can't live without this ass.

Omega: That's the attitude!

Everyone but me, Omega, and Anti: *facepalms*

Dipper: Fury *hesitantly* Where are the semes?

Me: *smiles sweetly* That's for you to find out.

Fury then grabs Omega's hand and they disappear in a puff of smoke, leaving the ukes alone. Suddenly all the lights go out. A voice calls out: find your semes within 30 minutes or else you'll never see them again. Then the lights turned on once again.

All the ukes except for Omega and Me: *starts freaking out*

Danny: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Phantom! *hyperventilating*

Dan: Can't... stop... existential... crisis... PHIL! *collapses face forward on ground*

Jack: Mark Mark Mark... WHAT WOULD MARK DO ATM! Right... *takes deep breath* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKEYFUCKEYFUCKEYYOU!

Dipper: Where is that goddamn Cipher! You actually expect me to find him?

Anti: *yawns* Eh, I'm not worried.

All the ukes except for Anti: *deadpans* No really?

Anti: *shrugs* What?

Jack: Forget about him he's just an asshole. Anyway, we should all stay calm and find them as soon as possible. Danny and Dipper, you guys are a team. I'll get Dan out of his crisis and then we can go in the opposite direction. Anti you just... do whatever.

Danny and Dipper: *salutes* roger that!

Anti: Ugh whatever.

Jack: *walks over to Dan and slaps him* WAKE UP!

Dan: Owwww... I'm awake!

Jack: *repeats everything he just said to Danny and Dipper* Okay? Now let's go.

Dan: Yes, I must find Phil!

Me: Whelp, I'm going to get chocolate and then head up to get Emo Child. *walks off to kitchen while continuing to hum Panic! With one earbud in*

With Jack and Dan

Dan: What if we never find them? What if they all left? What if-

Jack: *cuts Dan off* Dan, you're a great human and all, but shut up. I have an idea.

Dan: *nods* alright.

Jack: Okay, now you might wanna cover your ears.

Dan: O-kay? *covers his ears*

Jack: *takes a deep breath* I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!

In room #713

Everyone: *hears Jack's scream*

Dark: What the fu-

Mark: NO! I'M KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!

Back with Jack and Dan

Jack: I heard him! *runs in direction of the room* Come on Dan!

Dan: *attempts to run and keep up*

Back in room #173

Phil: Hmm...I have an idea. *pries Emo Child off* Hi my name is [Dan]

With Jack and Dan

Dan: *hears Phil start the 'Hello Internet' video into* *begins running faster following Phil's voice*THIS IS CYBER BULLYING!

Jack: Huh?

Dan: Nevermind, let's go!

Back to room #713

Mark: I think they're coming!

Phil: No I never realized.

Mark: Your sarcasm is unnecessary, and unappreciated.

Phil: *raises an eyebrow*

With Jack and Dan

Jack: I think they're in a room on the 700th floor.

Dan: Hmmm, but which room. Why don't we try thirteen? Since today's Friday!

Jack: Wouldn't that be unlucky?

Dan: Nah, what's the worst that can happen?

Jack: Well... *drifts off to memory lane for a few seconds* Nevermind.

Dan: What?

Jack: You don't want to know.

Dan: Alright...

Now to Dipper and Danny

Dipper: This is worse than the first time I realized something strange in Gravity Falls.

Danny: Is it really that bad?

Dipper: My sister got kidnapped by gnomes who tried to make her their queen and force her into marriage for an eternity.

Danny: Holy shit.

Dipper: Yeah *sighs* I never thought I'd say this but, I miss Bill. He always knew how to rile me up.

Danny: Heh, Phantom used to be a part of me you know. But anyway let's find out how to find them. Hmmm

Dipper: Well I did hear Dan and Jack shouting so let's try that too. DIPPER DOES NOT LIKE DORITOS!

Back to room #713

Bill: *hears Dipper's scream* LIES!

Back to Danny and Dipper

Dipper: Up on the higher floors!

Danny: Great work detective, let's go.

Back to Jack and Dan

Jack: I SEE THE DOOR!

Dan: Let's call out their name first. PHIL! ARE YOU ALIVE!

In the room #713

Phil: YES DAN! I'M ALIVE!

Outside the room #713

Dan: They're in there! I was correct.

Jack: Lucky guess.

Dan: Phil! *pounds at door*

Phil: Dan! The door's locked!

Dan: Really? *twists door handle and opens door*

Mark: We're free! *runs at the door only to be grabbed by Vlad*

Vlad: Only with your uke may you leave.

Jack: *pops up* I'm here!

Anti: *suddenly appears* So am I.

Dan: *shrieks loudly* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!

Anti: I was too lazy so I attached to Jack.

Jack: Ugh, stupid Alternate Personality.

Dark: *grabs Anti's hand* we're out. *both disappear*

Jack: *walks in and hugs Mark* Thank god, I was so worried.

Mark: *softly shushes* It's alright, you found me. *both start gently kissing as Mark pushed his tongue into Jack's mouth*

Dan: *looks to the side, blushing* I'm- I'm sorry it took so long Phil.

Phil: What are you talking about? Come here you alpaca. *pulls Dan into his arms*

Dan: *melts into Phil's chest*

Phil: Never apologize for what you do when you tried your best, alright? *starts to press soft kisses on Dan's lips and neck*

Dan: *whimpers gently and kisses back before tilting his head back to expose the tan expanse of his neck*

Bill: *groans in despair* No PDA please.

Suddenly Danny and Dipper appear

Phantom: DANNY!

Danny: PHANTOM!

Phantom: *opens his arms*

Danny: *leaps into Phantom's embrace*

Phantom: *swings Danny around before settling him on the ground*

Danny: *wraps his arm around Phantom to kiss him*

Phantom: *kisses back*

Bill: Pine Tree?

Dipper: *blushes furiously* I- I was just coming to help Danny! It wasn't for y- you.

Bill: *sighs softly and shakes his head* Come here Pine Tree.

Dipper: * slowly walks over*

Bill: *sits down on the ground and pulls Dipper down, causing Dipper to land on his lap*

Dipper: *stuttering* B-Bill!

Bill: *kisses Dipper harshly on the mouth*

Dipper: *flails a bit before finally giving up and returning it, face tomato red all the time*

Omega and I come in

Me: S.O.!

Emo Child: Hi!

Omega: So how was it? *quirking an eyebrow*

Astro: I hate you, but I still love you.

Omega: Of course you do babe.

Me: Well that's all for now! What did you think? Leave a comment with a truth/dare bellow! Till next time, bye! Fury out! *waves hand, everyone is encompassed by a puff of smoke and disappears*