Dan: PHIL!

Phil: Yes?

Dan: YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP AGAIN!

Phil: What's the big deal?

Dan: 'What's the big deal'? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THE 'BIG DEAL' IS THAT I ALMOST FELL IN THE TOILET LAST NIGHT!

Phil: How could you almost fall into the toilet?

Dan: BECAUSE I EXPECTED THE SEAT TO BE DOWN AND IT WASN'T!

Phil: Well I'm sorry.

Dan: Oh sure!

Phil: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!

Dan: I WANT YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE SEAT UP!

Me: Hey, guys can't we work this out?

Dan and Phil: SHUT IT FURY!

Astro: *silently filming all of this*

Me: *deathly calm* What. Did. You. Just. Say?

Astro: *With a deadly aura around her* If you ever hurt my friends, I will make you feel 100 times of more pain, physical and mental, way worse than you can imagine.

Me: *walks towards Dan and Phil* If you two don't shut up and settle whatever the heck you're arguing over and makeup!

Phil: Are you challenging me?

Astro: Yeah, she is. And if you harm her I will break every bone in your singular body.

Me: Thanks, Astro!

Astro: You're welcome.

Dan and Phil: *gulp*

Phil: Sorry Dan, I'll try not to leave the toilet seat up anymore.

Dan: apology accepted.

Me: Finally. Geez. Anyway, that's all for now! What did you think? Leave a comment with a truth/dare bellow. Till next time, bye!