Title: Switching Places
Rating: PG-13
Ships: Dean Winchester/Castiel
Summary: Witches suck balls.

"Dean. We need to sort this out."

"Don't you think I know this Cas?! I'm tired of eating pie and not tasting a single thing!"

"Yeah, well I'm exhausted because I have to eat, sleep, use the restroom, and shower. Being a human is tiring. Plus all of your attire is flannel. What's up with that?"

"All you wear is a stupid trench coat! It gets very hot in here. Plus my voice is extremely low, I feel like puberty came too early."

"Yes, well your penis is too large!"

"Is not!"

"Is too! I can't pee without seeing it 24/7 it's in my vision!"

"Cas! Don't look at my penis without my permission."

"It's your body Dean. Every time a woman walks by it gets very uncomfortable."

"Yeah? Well whenever I see you it gets very uncomfortable."

"Wait what?"

"Did I just say.... Hold up. Cas is your body attracted to me?"

"Perhaps."

"I so want to kiss you right now."

"No way. I'm not kissing myself Dean."

"Fine. When we're out of each other's bodies we're having hard core sex."

"Fine."

"Then you'll have another angle to look at my penis."

"Dean!"