* ALTTP Link is that coworker that is always caught sleeping at his desk.

*Takes his lunchbreak outside during rainstorms. 

*He constantly screams "WHAT?" because he swears someone is calling him.

*But no one ever is.

*Secretly into the occult. Tells his colleagues about using the Ouija board with his buddy Agahnim. 

*Believes in astral projection and going to the "Dark World."

*Just a spoopy boy.

*Reflects his cool-boy paranormal persona by dying his hair purple. 

*Which is not in the dresscode. 

*At this point, you may be wondering why he got employee of the month...

*He exterminates the rats we occasionally get in the building for free.

*Or maybe we just gave him employee of the month for not using bereavement when his uncle died. 

"I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" -ALTTP Link probably