Alrighty guys! If you are reading this, it means you have decided to read my story despite the horrible sounds of it in the summary. Honestly, I wrote this quite a few years ago and it's the first short story I've ever written. I unearthed it from the back of my closet and it made me laugh. I decided to share it with you! So by all means, if you want to read a horribly written, confusing, really actually quite awful story just for kicks and giggles, be my guest! And don't worry, I'm behind the scenes laughing with you.