In case you didn't notice, I am a bee. I am a storytelling, crepe-loving bee. I am going to tell you the story of how I got here. Underwater. In the most beautiful mansion you've ever seen. It was a sunny day and I was on my way to frolic in the flowers of a nearby meadow. I sniffed the crisp air and a delightful scent reached my brain. It was the melodious smell of crepes and powdered sugar. I began my quest to find the crepes and live in eternal happiness. I eventually found the table full of teenage girls and crepes. They were using a table on the beach in San Francisco. I took a deep breath and dived for the crepes. Screaming filled the air. "It's a bee! It's a bee!" one girl was yelling repeatedly. Another had been shouting ," Get it Anjo! Smack it!" and I was whacked with tremendous force by a glass bottle.

I had fluttered uncontrollably to the Mexican border trying to regain my balance. When I finally regained my balance, I was flying head-first into a tropical rainstorm. Then I was falling uncontrollably into the Gulf of Mexico and sank beneath the waves. I was on my last bit of air when an air bubble was slammed against my head and I could breathe again! I looked at the person that saved me and saw a gigantuous sea turtle with its fins spread wide saying ,"Welcome." I had been a little freaked out but I had gotten on his back to take a ride to the bottom of the ocean. I saw a beautiful mermaid with long brown hair and an electric blue tail swimming by with a colorful shimmering rainbow trout. She stopped and gave me some sand dollars and said ,"Spend them wisely."

AN: oh gosh... this is... really something.... I hope you all got a good laugh out of this. Whether it was face-palming at the horrible writing or just laughing at how generally terrible this is, well, I just hope it was entertaining...