It's been three weeks, since joker dumped Harley, and yet she was still devastated (even though everyone told her that she could do better) she still loves him and could never get over him. She was living with her best friend ivy, in a sturdy little abandoned apartment.

Harley: (sobbing)

Ivy: (pats her back) come on Harley he's a lost cose, you don't need him

Harley: I just don't understand what he sees in Batman

Ivy then get up and walks over to the couch and wraps her arm around her.

Ivy: come on Harley (she gets her up) we're going to have a girls night out

At the bar where all the villains go, George Harkness (a.k.a captain boomerang) was working there as a bartender, he stared angrily at a poster of the joker, the joker has ruined his plans more then 28 times, behind was a newspaper cut of him being captured by The Batman while the joker escapes, apparently the joker snitched on him.

Captain boomerang: I was this close with getting away with a bag full of loot, and then that looney nut job (he shatters a glass on the counter) comes in a ruins everything, he sends him in the loon
He was taking to max and min (voice by rob paulsen) two-face henchmen.

Captain boomerang: I was i'm going get even with him

Just then he heard the door open, he turned to see harlequin

Captain boomerang: well, well, well is that Harley Quinn

Max and min turned to see her and ivy looking around

Max: yeah

Captain boomerang: whats she doing here

Min: you didn't hear

Max: she got dumped by the joker

Captain boomerang: is that right (he turns to look at Harley) I don't what she sees in him, (he looks down at her hips) he's letting go a precious flower (tiger purr).

Max: she deserves better

Min: much better

Just then idea went in his head

Captain boomerang: you know what see needs, a new boyfriend

He walks up behind the counter to go to her, max and min stopped him.

Min: whoa

Max: whoa

Min: before you could talk to her

Max: you have to deal with poison ivy

Max/min: yeah

He pushes them to the side, walks to her, ivy gets in front of him.

Ivy: what are you starting out

He walks around her, leaving her speechless, as Harley Quinn drinks, she didn't see captain boomerang bending down to her and smirking at her.

Captain boomerang: ello, Harley

She looks up at him blushingly

Harley: oh, hey captain boomerang

He cups her hand, and brings it to his face.

Captain boomerang: please call me... George

He winks at her, and kisses her hand

Captain boomerang: muah

Harley: oh, (she flushes a little)

Ivy gets angry, as he kisses all on her arm,she gets in front of him, as he gets ready to kiss her cheek.

Ivy: uh, is there something you need

Captain boomerang: uh yes (he gets up) I heard the joker dumped ya, and well, I'm ya new mate

Ivy: nice try, but the next thing Harley needs is a another jerk you'll show her off or hurt her again (she gets ready to leave) cone on Harley let's go

Captain boomerang gets on his knee, and cups Harley's hand and puts the other one on top of hers.

She looks at him

Captain boomerang: Harley, I would never harm, a gal like you.

He begins to rubs it and kisses it more. She takes her hand away

Harley: I don't know pudding,

She turns around thinking about joker

Harley: I'm still waiting for mr. j to take me back

Captain boomerang: (sigh) alright, Harley doll (he gets up) but if you ever change your mind

he pulls out a card with his phone number, turns her to him, cups her hand again and puts the card in her hand, and folds her fingers.

Captain boomerang: call me

He walks away as he slowly lefts her hand go

It's been many days their encounter, and by three weeks Harley already gone back to joker, but with the tension between captain boomerang, she felt like she was carrying a burden. And everywhere she went, captain boomerang would follow her, he done things to her that made her change her point of view on him. Monday, while she was at a party, he was there, he saw her dancing, he cane behind her and spanked her butt.

Harley: (gasp)

When she tried to punch him, he grabbed her fist and dipped her And just the other day, she was at a club, he was there sitting next to her, she tried to leave but he blocked her and puts his hand on her thighs and pushes up underneath her dress

Harley: (moans)

And today was when he crossed a line, she came home, unaware that captain boomerang was waiting for her, in the dark. He sees her changing, she gets a sinking feeling that someone watches her, but it was already too late, he had her pinned against the wall, his chest against her back.

Harley: (gasp)

He kissed the back of her neck, causing her to moan louder

Harley: (moans)

He turns her around, an puts his elbows between her blocking her, he then tried to kiss her, when she puts her hands on his chest trying to push him off, but he was too strong for her, she struggles to keep him away, but she final gave up, as he started French kissing her.

Harley: (groans) (moans)

He lets go and starts to kiss her neck

Harley: (moans)

She bits on her hand as he puts his hand underneath her shirt.

Harley: ahhhhhh

The next morning, Harley wakes up, and sees captain boomerang getting dressed, he walks to the door frame and grabs the handle

Captain boomerang: see ya later harls

As he close the door, she sits up, hands on her face

Harley: What have i done

A few weeks passed by and the joker was getting suspicious about Harley

Joker: Harley! This place is going to blinky blue blazes. Anybody seen my socks? Harley!

The hyenas bark at him, he gets startled

Joker: They snorted me! What's going on Moe? The place is a mess, no-one's fed the hyenas and I can't find my socks! Where's Harley?

Lar: You dumped her, Boss. Remember?

Joker: So? She's always come back before.

Moe: maybe she's moves on

Joker: oh, please I'm the only one she loves, who could she possibly leave me for

Harley: (sigh) this is so romantic

Harley Quinn and captain boomerang have been dating for many weeks now, she never felt this happy before. They were in Paris on a boat ride, he was paddling for them, with stolen paintings from the loom.

Captain boomerang: ya know Harley, they say Paris is the most romantic city in the world.

Romantic French music plays as they float down the stream

Harley: I haven't been to Paris since that big business trip I went with mr. J

Captain boomerang: well you're with me harls, and I'll never abandon ya

On that business trip with the joker, joker left her, sending her in jail.

The sun started to set

Captain boomerang: (cough) ahem, Harley mate,

Harley: yes

Captain boomerang: tomorrow's the injustice league meet in greet party, and I been thinking about getting the league to let you join in

Harley: (gasp)

She walks to him carefully and hugs him

Harley: thank you Georgie

He reruns the hug back

Captain boomerang: (chuckles)

Just they a police boat chase them and captain boomerang threw a boomerang at it, causing it to explode

At the injustice league party, they were going to pronounce the the new member joining them, joker arrived without Harley, everyone asked about her.
But then lex Luther came in the stage.

Lex: ok settle down everyone it's about time we welcome the new member of the injustice league, please welcome... HARLEY QUINN

Joker dropped his his mouth as he heard her name, Harley Quinn walks up in a new outfit, her hair was red and blue, a black jacket, black high knee boots, a black and red full body suit with red ace leotard suit, along with a black belt with a black in the middle, and wore red lipstick. He was stunned by her new look. Everyone clapped for her.

Harley: thank you everyone, but there is one person, I should thank for bringing me here, I would like to thank for the one man, that brought me here, a man who is the greatest villain I ever had the pleasure to work with, one man who I am lucky to have

Joker thought she was talking about him,

Harley: please give a hand to my boyfriend

Joker gets up and as he was about to walk up to the stage, the spotlight shines at captain boomerang.

Harley: CAPTAIN BOOMERANG

He went shocked and turned to see captain boomerang, walking up and hugging Harley, joker watches as his girlfriend was being touched by another man. he then started getting angry, throughout the entire night, he stared angrily at captain boomerang for stealing Harley from him.
He went out to get done fresh air, when min and max started to sing- don't pull your love- rob paulsen version played.

Captain boomerang: come on Harley let's dance,

They got on the race floor to join the others

Min/max: Don't pull your love out on me, baby
If you do then I think that maybe
I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years
Don't pull your love out on me, honey
Take my heart, my soul, my money
But don't leave me drownin' in my tears
You say you're gonna leave
Gonna take that big white bird
Gonna fly right out of here
Without a single word
But you know you'll break my heart
( George spin Harley around)
When I watch you close that door
'Cause I know I won't see you anymore
Don't pull your love out on me, baby
If you do then I think that maybe
I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years
Don't pull your love out on me, honey
Take my heart, my soul, my money
But don't leave me drownin' in my tears
Haven't I been good to you
What about that brand new ring
Doesn't that mean love to you
Doesn't that mean anything
If I threw away my pride
And I got down on my knees
Would you make me beg you pretty please
(Just then the joker came in)
Don't pull your love out on me, baby
If you do then I think that maybe
(He went shocked when he saw Harley dancing with captain boomerang)
I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years
Don't pull your love out on me, honey
Take my heart, my soul, my money
(He saw her grinding against him)
But don't leave me drownin' in my tears
There's so much I wanna do
I've got love enough for two
(He tried to pull her out, only to be bump by the other people dancing)
But I'll never use it, girl, if I don't have you
Don't pull your love out on me, baby
If you do then I think that maybe
I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years
Don't pull your love out on me, honey
Take my heart, my soul, my money
But don't leave me drownin' in my tears
Don't pull your love out on me, baby
If you do then I think that maybe
I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years
(Captain boomerang dips Harley)
Don't pull your love out on me, baby
If you do then I think that maybe
I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years
When the song ends, captain boomerang gets everyone's attention.

Captain boomerang: attention everyone

When he does, everybody looks at him and Harley, as the joker gets up, and what captain boomerang did made the joker shocked and Harley surprised, he bend down on one knee, took a small box from his coat, and opened it to reveal a diamond ring.

Captain boomerang: Harley, I love you for more then a girlfriend, will you be my mate for life

Joker: (screams) ah

Harley: (gasp) (she puts her hands over her mouth)

Before she could answer, the joker cane behind him and punches him

Captain boomerang: ahh

Joker: now see here, captain frisbee, nobody steals Harley from me

As he tries to beat him again, captain boomerang grabs his fist and punches him, in the chest.

Joker: ahh

He falls backwards as captain boomerang pulls out his boomerang and throws it at him, everyone started to back away, as Harley watch the two villains fighting over her. Unaware she felt a big strong muscular hand on her shoulder, she turned to see lobo.

Both villains, were on each other destroying the party.

Captain boomerang: give up joker, she mine now

Joker: oh please I know a well fact that's she's always loved me she'd always comes back to me

Captain boomerang: if that's so true (grunts) then why (grunts) hasn't she gone back to you

Joker: I know that you're only using her to get back at me

As they both chocked each other, they heard a motorcycle engine start, they ran outside to see Harley with lobo, they were on his motorcycle, her arms were wrapped around him, they watched him took off.

As the justice league came to throw joker and captain boomerang in jail.