Me: Hello!

Dipper: Hi.

Me: So, Dipper, how are you and Bill doing?

Dipper: That annoying ass flying dorito? Hate him.

Me: Uh huh. Sure you do.

Dipper: Will you just get on with it!

Me: If you can do the disclaimer then I can.

Dipper: Fine. Waves-of-Fury doesn't own Gravity Falls or it's characters.

Me: Thanks. Now, ON WITH THE STORY!

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Dipper sat behind the register in the mystery shack gift shop feet propped up and flipping through Journal number 1.

Since he and Mable were back for another summer he decided to read the other two journals, since he and read the third one all last summer.

As he flipped the page and began the read what was on it he heard the door open and looked up to see who it was.

There in the doorway stood a man with blonde hair with brown at the bottom, golden eyes with an upside down black triangle eyepatch over one eye, wearing a white under shirt with a yellow brick pattern at the bottom, black pants, and black boots, a black bow tie and gloves, holding a black cane, and a black top hat on his head.

"Hey pine tree! You miss me?" The man said as he leaned against the counter.

"What do you want Bill?" Dipper asked, looking at said former dream dorito's new look thinking that he actually looked kinda hot in his human form.

"Just came to see you and look around a bit." Bill said as he pushed himself away from the counter and bent down to look at something on one of the lower shelves.

Dipper stared, his mouth slightly open, caught in a daze. "Your ass is so hot." He mumbled.

Bill turned around with a small smirk on his face, "What was that pine tree?"

Dipper blushed slightly out of embarrassment and stumbled to cover for himself, "I-I said a-as hot...as you? ...I-I bet you're not as hot as me!" He blurted out.

Bill's smirk grew as he made his way back over to where Dipper was and leaned in close to him, "You're right," He said. "you are hotter." Then he leaned in and gave Dipper a short kiss on the lips, before smugly walking out calling a, "see ya latter pine tree!" Over his shoulder.

Dipper stared at the disappearing form of Bill, a bright blush covering his face.

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Me: Ta-da! *looks to Dipper* Still think he's an annoying ass dorito?

Dipper: Yes!

Me: But do you still believe you hate him!

Dipper: *blushing* Yes!

Bill: *with false hurt and a hand on his heart* Aww, pine tree, you wound me.

Dipper: *blush gets a little darker* B-bill!

Me: I'll just escort myself out. I don't want him *points at Bill* to be invading my dreams when I go to sleep.

Bill: *obvious sarcasm* What? Me? I would never.

Me: mhm. Real convincing there. Anyway, that's all for now. What did you think? Till next time, bye!