Me: Hello!

Wade: Yes! It's our turn again!

Me: Yes yes. You're excited.

Wade: Yes but aren't you? After all-*rest is muffled by my hand*

Me: Hehe! Nothing! You'll see soon enough.

Wade: Yeah! Now let's get this motherfucker started.

Me: ...we need a disclaimer Wade.

Wade: Ugh. Fine. Waves-Of-Fury doesn't own me, the fabulous Deadpool, or my lovely Spidey.

Me: .......Sure! That works! Alright! ONTO THE STORY!

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My/Fury's Pov

"WADE FUCKING WILSON GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" I yelled standing in the court yard of Midtown high.

The last bell had just rang so people had already been out.

Wade suddenly came running out and met me where I stood.

"Fury! What're you doing here?" Wade said smiling.

"You know very well what I'm doing here Wilson." I growled, a crowd beginning to form around us.

"Oooohhh! Is this about me doing your outro that one time?" He asked.

"That and clockwork was on my ass about your constant fourth wall breaks, not that they aren't amazing, but he's become annoying!" I said.

"Well tell the old stopwatch that he can kiss my ass." Wade says, "And I'm not apologizing for doing your outro. It was fun and you had your fanfic."

"That you gave me to distract me!" I yelled.

By this time a larger crowd had formed and had begun to chant.

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"

"Wanna give 'em what they want Wilson?" I asked.

Wade smirked and we began to circle each other.

But just as we were about to start some one shoved their way through the crowd and stood in between us.

"WAIT! PLEASE DONT PUNCH HIS PRETTY FACE!" Peter Parker shouted as he stood there in the middle of me and Wade and in the center of the crowd.

"Aww! Thanks Petey!" Wade said hugging Peter from behind.

"Cute!" I said taking a picture.

"...Wait." Peter said suddenly realizing what he said and where he was. "Oh darn."

Everyone looked on at the two, the fight between me and Wade quickly forgotten.

"Are they together?" A voice, I think it was the annoying blonde who's name I can't remember (Sally?), asked.

"Yep!" I said. "And if any of you even DARE make fun of either of them, or give them shit for it, then you're gonna be on the receiving end of my fist, foot, or other method I have to bring you pain."

"Thanks Fury." Peter said.

"Hey! I'd protect you too!" Wade protested.

"Yeah, but I already knew that. I was just thanking her for the support she was giving." Peter said with a roll of his eyes.

"Well, I'll be off now. Bye!" I said before casually walking out as if nothing had ever happened.

"Who was that?" Flash asked from the crowd.

"That, was the author!" Wade said.

"What?" Peter asked voicing everyone else's confusing.

"Nothing!" Wade said. "Now, let's go get tacos!" He then proceeded to drag Peter off to get said Mexican food leaving behind a very confused crowd.

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Me: It's done!

Wade: Yay! I got tacos!

Me: Yes, yes you did.

Wade: I'm going to go find Spidey and hang out with him!

Me: Alright. Bye Wade!

Wade: Bye!

Me: Anyway, that's all for now. What did you think? Also I have pictures of Fury drawn. She doesn't look exactly like me, but she's kinda close. Would you wanna see them? Anyway, till next time, bye!