You blinked twice at your best friend, silent because of the mix of awe, amusement, and exasperation you felt at the situation he came to you with.

"You want me to... come again?"

"I'm asking you to help me get with her, so her best friend will get jealous and tell her sister, who'll tell her cousin, and the cousin is the one I actually fancy, so that'll make her jealous and she'll want to get with me."

"...Right."

"So you'll do it?"

You sighed at the absurdity of this plan, but you could never resist Dean's smile.

"Why do you even bother asking? You already know I will."