Oh, how these dwarves could get on your nerves! Rude, grumpy, and crass, they were, and you could hardly stand the way they smelled. Ugh! You could already tell now that Thorin Oakenshield was leading you all in circles throughout Mirkwood, the other dwarves grumbling and singing vulgar songs as you and your fellow hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, followed with creased brows. As the troupe ahead of you continued their boisterous singing about things less than appropriate, you stopped and let your aggravation show on your face. Bilbo saw how completely done you were with their nonsense and halted as well, heaving a great sigh with a weary look at you.

You couldn't wait for this quest to be over.