Who is this cat in a business suit?

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Um.. hey there random person who clicked this book.

How are you today?

Well I'm grateful that you decided to give your precious time to me so now I'll reward your gratitude!

Now usually people just write on a whim about themselves but I think in order to get a feel on just who is this cat in a business suit is it'd be better if I just lay it all out in numbered BULLET POINTS because what else should a cat in a business suit do?

Without further ado, all the information about me that's safe to put online.

1. My zodiac sign is the prideful Leo though I act far from it.

2. My favorite color in existence is the lovely Green. Know I know green has a bad reputation for being associated with things like envy and sickness but it's not that bad!! Guess what's green that you need to survive? LEAVES. Just give it a chance!

3. I love cats. That is all.

4. Currently... unfortunately.... I'm.... BALDING!!!! Literally I have a BALD spot on the crown of my head. Apparently it's a gene that runs through my family...more like a curse...

5. Speaking of family  I'm the only left-handed male, in fact I'm the only male born in this generation on my mother's side.

6. As of 2016, I'm currently 19 years old. I'm getting old...

7. I'm really REALLY bad at texting people...like terrible. If one would text me today, it'd usually be at least a 72 hour response. I know I should've bad my phone privileges taken away but..... Cats.

8. Ever since the age of 7, I've pulled all of my loose teeth by myself. Yep.

9. I've own 3 dogs, two which have died, and one kitten who also died. Her death is which I took the hardest.

10. When I was younger I thought women layed eggs to create babies because for some odd reason my mother let a 5 gear old child watch the news and they were talking about freezing embryos. Boy was I HORRIBLY wrong.

11. In reality I have a terrible potty mouth. I'm sorry it's just I grew up with that but I'm trying to fix it before it becomes an issue!!

12. I can do a full split. I have a weird body.

13. I enjoy nice late night walks.

                               
14. I was born on a Thursday.
   
     What a weird day to come into existence.

15. My favorite dessert is Key lime pie.

16. My favorite thing to do do in this world (other than writing, and eating) is to draw.

17.My favorite video games to date are in no particular order:

     Pokemon, Digimon, Grand Theft Auto , Bayonetta, and Injustice:            Gods among Us

18. My favorite music artists are as follows:

      Lana Del Ray, Florence and the Machine, Many game OSTs 
(most of which are located above this fact), A small bit of rappers, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, Brittany Spears, Evelyn Champagne King, Tina Turner  and a plethora of others that would make this a very long fact

19.   I've still haven't had my wisdom teeth removed. It's alright though, I can remove them myself if the time ever comes.

and lastly...

20. My right side of my body(arm and leg) is slightly shorter than the left. Seriously I have not noticed this until I closely compared them which was literally last Monday.



That's that! What do you think? Are you closer to me? Am I repulsive? Leave a comment and Let me know! This is my true first time attempting to write with actual substance so PLEASE tell me what can I improve on to strengthen my writing. Again thank you dearly for giving you time to me! Unfortunately, I still haven't thought about a uploading schedule so I beg for patience. Have a  nice weekend!

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