"Nope." I grabbed my red and black jester costume and threw it out of my closet and onto the floor. "Not now." My eyes looked at the fishnets and shirt with the words 'Daddy's Lil Monster' on it while I chuckled and dropped it as well before I stared at my gown with black and golden diamond patterns on it.

"Oh, yes!" Biting my bottom lip, I took it out of my closet, turning around on my heel and smiling as I held it up into the light to watch the golden diamonds sparkling. "Some fun coming your way, daddy J!" I giggled and threw the gown on my side of the bed, then went up to my nightstand, opening it and taking out some random jewelry like golden rings for my wrists, fingers and arms as well as earrings and a necklace that said 'Joker'.

Joker didn't know I got this kinda stuff, it'll literally blow his mind, though, I was sure about it. Of course, I got some other stuff I could wear but I figured these clothes would cheer him up and take his mind off the recent happenings way better. Including Batman.

'Stupid Bats.' I growled while I put my clothes out and the gown on, my eyes narrowing as I felt slight anger raising inside me. 'Always stressing my poor baby. As if he got no life or stuff.' Sighing, I put on my makeup and some lipstick, then ran my fingers through my hair while I looked at myself in the mirror, a smile growing on my face. 'But that's giving me some more reason to be here.'

Thinking about the bath in the chemical vat a couple of months ago, I picked up the clothes I spread all over the floor and just threw them into my closet, not even attempting to fold them since I already heard the front door being opened.

"...and make sure the damn thing works next time!"

'Oh, good.' I thought and bit my bottom lip as I tried to close the door of my closet from all the clothes just stuffed in. 'He's stressed.' Slightly groaning, I cursed the clothes for taking so much damn space until I finally succeeded, making the small click tell me that the door was closed now.

"I swear to fucking god." My head shot up as I heard Joker's angry voice in the living room area. "One day I will cut a bitch so hard. And that bitches name's gonna be Robin. This day sucks! So hard!" He growled and let out a loud, annoyed sigh.

Smirking, I put on my golden high heels and fixed up the blankets on out bed while I heard Joker throwing off his gun holster which quickly hit the ground. 'He's always so messy.' I grinned and playfully rolled my eyes, then took a deep breath and stood up straight, slowly walking over to the door of the bedroom.

"Well, isn't that a good thing, puddin'?" I asked and leaned against the doorframe with my right forearm, smirking evilly as I watched Joker turning around to me with his eyes rolled back into his head. "Could you, just once in y--" He immediately stopped as he looked at me, a confused frown forming on his face while he scanned my body. "What the what?!"

Joker stood there, more shocked than anything else with his head tilted and his face just asking one question: why, the fuck?!

"You know..." I started and walked up to him, watching Joker dropping his white jacket without a word and I looked up at him with a smirk, placing my hands on the collar of his white shirt and slowly moving them down the fabric to his collarbones. "...you've been so stressed out and upset lately, I couldn't resist and come up with a solution."

Smiling, I ran my hands up and down his shoulders, turning him around and quickly pushing him down on the white couch with the purple pillows on it. I then straddled him and tried to keep a chuckle in as I heard Joker breathing heavier, his eyes still looking up and down my body but stopping at my eyes. He then smiled and tilted his head down, his eyes locked on my face. "I like it." Joker chuckled and moved his hands up towards my hips but I quickly grabbed his wrists and pushed his hands back down on the couch.

"No, baby." I said quietly with a smile, letting go of his wrists and placing my hands on the sides of his bottom jaw. "It's not gonna be that easy." My voice got even more quiet as I pulled his face towards mine, leaving only half an inch between our lips.

Joker groaned and stared straight into my eyes, obviously everything but happy. Yet. "You gotta be kidding me." He sighed angrily, but not the kind of anger that made him want to shoot people as I slowly started to move my hips back and forth in his lap.

"Oh, I wish I was." I smiled and kept my hands on his jawline and sides of his face while I turned my head a bit, bringing my lips even closer to his and giving him a deep kiss. My right hand slowly moved down his body to his pants before I worked my fingers under the waistband of his black pants, not going any further, though.

I immediately pulled my hand back as I felt Joker's hand on my back and broke the kiss as well, staring straight into his eyes. "No touchy." I grinned and placed my left pointer finger on his lips as he opened his mouth to protest. "Ssssh." I said and brought my face closer to his again. "And no speaky."

Just growling, Joker agreed as he narrowed his eyes at me which made me grin before I removed my finger from his lips, running both of my hands down his chest with my lips softly brushing against his as I watched him closing his eyes half way before I began to kiss down his chin and neck to his chest, both of my hands unbuttoning the last two buttons of his shirt.

The way Joker leaned his head back and groaned made me smile as I even slower opened his shirt and closed my eyes while I ran my tongue all the way up his chest and throat to his chin, one hand in his neck and the other one in his crotch, massaging him through his pants while I opened my eyes and brought my face down to his, my breath hitting Joker's skin while he let out a deep groan.

"You want me?" I whispered into his ear before I grabbed it with my teeth and started to nibble on it, my fingernails digging into his neck and my hips slowly moving in more of a circular motion.

Since I forbade him to speak and touch me, Joker just started breathing harder, letting out another groan which made me smile. "Good." I whispered and started to kiss his neck again, giving him a hickey as I undid his belt and gave his crotch a squeeze while biting down on his neck at the same time.

A moan escaped Joker's mouth and even though I could tell he was at the edge of self control, he kept his hands down and shut up like I told him. I pushed my body up against his as I pulled back from his neck, quickly throwing my head back to remove my hair from my face and looked back down at him.

"Aw, you look a little distracted." I smiled and tightened my grip on his pants. "You should be so lucky." My voice was merely more than a whisper before I kissed him on the lips again, immediately feeling him grabbing my bottom lip with his teeth and I smiled against his lips.

I almost felt sorry for him but this wasn't supposed to be the usual fun time. I was going to cheer my puddin' up. Even though he didn't know it yet. But I knew that, in a way, he enjoyed it.

His moans got a little louder and his eyes rolled back into his head while I slid my tongue into his mouth, dragging it across his palate and metal teeth while scratching my fingernails down his chest and abs, the pain making Joker moan harder into my mouth.

"You're..." He wheezed between the kisses and I immediately kissed him harder, trying to keep him from speaking with a smile and letting out a small moan myself as Joker wrapped his tongue around mine and bit down on it afterwards.

His body slightly started to shake and I finally smiled, then gave him a small nod, barely noticeable at all but obviously enough for Joker. I immediately grabbed both of his hands, lacing my fingers with his and kissing him deeply once more before I got up from him, making him stand up as well.

"...a fucking tease." Joker finally finished his sentence from earlier and quickly pulled me towards him while both of us started walking towards the bedroom as I let go of his hands to remove his shirt as he immediately kissed me on the mouth, my eyes rolling back into my head, knowing that I was able to get him in a better mood.

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"Learned from the best. Daddy." I smirked as Joker moved one hand up my back under my gown, then quickly took it iff and I removed his pants, both of us just in our underwear as I grabbed his face with both of my hands, kissing him hard and letting myself fall back onto the bed, dragging Joker with me with a giant smile at the feeling of his hands grabbing my waist and his tongue running over my bottom lip.

He completely ignored my sentence as he kissed me deeply while I wrapped my legs around his waste, using them to pull his boxers down and digging my fingernails into the back of his neck and thigh, his tongue pushing against mine and my moans getting a bit louder as he moved his left hand down to my hips, starting to pull my panties down while I finally worked his boxers down his legs before I unwrapped my legs from his waist, making it easier for him to remove my black and red panties.

My eyes opened and I stared up at Joker with a big smile on my face while he pulled back from my lips for a second, his forehead resting against mine with his hands on each side of my hips while I rubbed my legs against his, the smile still on my face.

I placed my hands on his shoulders and immediately grabbed cupped his face with my hands and pulled his lips down against mine again, kissing him deeply with a small moan escaping my lips at the feeling of Joker pushing himself into me, causing me to bite his bottom lip so hard I felt some of his blood dripping into my mouth.

Joker quickly opened his mouth and I slid my tongue into it while grabbing onto the hair on the back of his head while my right hand moving down his back, my fingernails digging into his skin and a moan coming out of his mouth. Both of us started to wheeze as I kissed him so deep and fast we could barely take a breath between our kisses but Joker just moved his hips faster mack and forth, my body pushing up against his as I arched my back, pulling his face even harder against mine.

I pushed my head back onto the bed as he kissed my neck, his warm lips on my skin and my left starting to massage his scalp before Joker grabbed my right leg and placed the back of my knee on his shoulder which allowed him to go even deeper and I didn't even try to hold back my moans that mixed with his own, my right hand starting to scratch down the inner part of his upper thigh.

"I love you, daddy." I whimpered, trying to catch my breath as Joker gave me one hickey after another all over my body with his left hand on my lower back and Joker's other one around my throat. I smiled as he let out another, deeper moan while I dug my fingernails deeper into his thigh.

Trying to pull myself together, I moved my head up from the bed and pulled Joker's head back from my chest by grabbing onto his hair, not without him groaning in confusion and a slight frown on his face but I just smiled and immediately kissed him again.

I felt him smiling against my lips and letting out another moan as I started to move my hips in a circular motion again and licking the blood off his bottom lip while drawing some blood on his thigh, causing Joker to move his hips more intensely every time he went forth, making me moan loudly against his lips and my entire body heating up while I felt his stomach rubbing against mine from my movements.

"F-fuck!" I wheezed, barely being able to speak since Joker pushed my head into the bed by kissing me as hard as he could, some sweat forming on his forehead and back, slowly running down his face and body. "You're so much fun, baby." Joker wheezed and grinned against my lips while I felt weak as I heard his voice and felt his breath in my mouth.

"Daddy!" I moaned, both of my hands on his chest while I wrapped my arms around his neck, continuing to kiss him deeply and moving my hips. A small smile on my face, I noticed how Joker started to slightly drool, his lips barely moving as he squeezed his eyes shut. "Already over, puddin'?" I joked, my hands on his chest before he surprisingly opened his eyes, his intense glare almost paralyzing me.

"Make me scream." I whispered and stared right back into his emerald green eyes right before he grabbed both of my hands, pinning them down over my head on the bed and lacing his fingers with mine. He then moved his hips even faster, his back arching and my eyes rolling back into my head at the feeling of him deep inside me as well as his wet lips leaving kisses and one or two bite marks all over my body.

I relaxed my arms and dug my fingernails into the back of his hands, my left leg rubbing against his right one and my moans turning into screams while Joker just uncontrollably groaned, some more sweat making its way down his hot body and dropping onto my own skin.

"Almost there." He moaned and I immediately bit my bottom lip. "Please, daddy...I..." I let out a loud moan, then opened my eyes to stare up at him at his lips, my mouth wet as his and my entire body shaking in pleasure. "...I need you." I wheezed, not able to keep a strong voice as I was just moaning my words.

I bary finished my sentence as Joker immediately leaned down and kissed my so hard it actually hurt my lips but that just made me scream louder as Joker and I kept kissing each other wildly, turning our heads to take some breaths while keeping our lips in touch and moving our bodies at the same rhythm of the other one.

Finally, I broke the kiss and threw my head back, unable to take any more. "Baby...!" I sighed loudly and just felt so weak yet so damn awesome while I looked up at Joker who had his eyes widened with a giant smile on his face before he leaned down and gave me one last, deep kiss before biting my bottom lip and pulling on it with an intense moan before he slowed down his movements and finally let go of my hands.

"Thanks." Joker whispered, his voice sounding raspy because he was wheezing so hard and now he had a dry throat. He then laid down on the bed right next to me, a big grin on his face while I just nodded, too weak to even say a thing. "I needed that." He grinned and closed his eyes without another word.

'I know you did.' I thought to myself, still trying to catch my breath. 'That's my job, baby boy.' I smiled, facing Joker before I fell asleep.