je fais (i do)

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summary - in which the french princess with mommy issues is forced to marry the greece's future king!

or...

when princess noel and her sole nemesis are forced to marry to save both their kingdoms

warning 🚬 ; sexual content, swearing,
mention of self harm, physicalabuse, verbal abuse, mention of sexual abuse

starring ...

priscilla presley as ... princess noel fontenot of marsielles
the one whose a last choice!

konstantinos tsimikas as ... prince aldo of athens
the stubborn prince!

THE REST OF THE FRENCH ROYALS :

older angelina jolie ... queen marie of france
the horrid queen!

catherine duave ... princess catherine of toulouse
the lovely aunt, the queen's sister!

young! bridgette bardot .. princess celine of paris
the future queen and france's golden girl!

young! vanessa paradis ... princess manon of lyon
the goof sister and 2nd in line to the throne!

THE REST OF GREEK ROYALS :

spiro angnew ... king phillipos of greece
the ill king!

sandra bullock ... queen alexia of greece
the queen!

ralph macchio ... prince dimitri of corinth
the teenage prince little brother!