1015 Words excluding (A/N)~ I no own MK/DC~

Written April 6 2021
Posted May 9 2021

Minato buried his face in his hands, feeling hopeless in his current situation. The poor Kaitou Kid task force officer was stuck. While he could technically leave, he'd much rather not... There were cameras outside of the washroom, not to mention the horrifying prospect of actually running into someone. Just... Why wasn't there any toilet paper in the washroom?! Minato had risked hobbling around with his pants at his knees to check the other stalls, yet despite the risk, he'd found nothing. So now he was stuck sitting on a toilet with the stall door closed until someone found him.

If the officer didn't know any better, he'd think that the lack of toilet paper had been Kid's doing. Minato did know better though, while the thief had a mean streak, not even he would remove all the toilet paper... Probably. It was too simple and childish for the other's standards. Actually it would have been better if it was a trick... Then he'd know that he'd eventually receive toilet paper at the end.

The man let out a stressed sigh as he thought about his embarrassing predicament, only for a packet of wet wipes to be thrown over the wall, hitting him on the head "Huh?"

"Wet wipes are magical when it comes to cleaning all sorts of things" Kid's voice was laced with amusement, obviously thinking that the officer's situation was funny "I was wondering why someone was missing so I looked around" He hadn't wanted to deal with an unexpected trap being sprung at him "This museum isn't as good as the others..." The thief scowled "Anyways don't flush those" He snickered "And don't be late for the heist Minato-san" With that he left.

When Minato rejoined everyone, he didn't put in as much effort as he usually did.

*

Ginzo grimaced, knowingly standing near to Kaitou Kid without pouncing at him... Well it was a lot harder than he'd thought it'd be. He knew that the teenage girl with wavy brown hair and blue eyes was the thief, and he knew that Kid knew that he knew. The problem was that he just couldn't arrest the other just yet... Not when said thief was crouched on the ground, comforting a near hysteric teenage girl, an actual one.

Kid's disguise was perfect, and he wouldn't have known that anything was amiss if it hadn't been for the other actually messaging Saguru about an incident that'd almost happened. The girl, who they still hadn't gotten the name of, well she'd almost been kidnapped if Kid hadn't interfered and kicked the kidnappers in the balls with his pointy violet heels. Non-Kid brand sedatives had been found on the fiends along with ropes and a few unknown drugs.

The inspector's brow twitched as Kid reciprocated a hug, his short pastel pink skirt shifting dangerously as he did so. Ginzo avoided his gaze, huffing angrily as he did so. The annoying thief had no right to have legs like that, bastard. He was also going to have to have a talk with Saguru if the blond's red face said anything about how the other thought about Kid's appearance.

Eventually Kid got the girl to calm down enough to get her name and information "Well I need to get going" Kid stood up, brushing off his skirt "Take care Mina-chan" The damned bastard offered a cutesy smile before skipping away. How he managed to do so in 5 inch pointy heels? Nobody knew.

Ginzo held back a growl, going after the thief might make the victim hysteric once more... Damn it.

*

"So..." Haruno paused, glancing at his fellow Kaitou Kid task force members nervously "Which one of us is going to arrest him?" Kid's glider had gotten damaged by a sniper, thankfully it had been just before the thief had taken off so the guy had just stumbled a bit... Before getting shot in the shoulder. They'd chased Kid while everyone else while after the dangerous criminal, and the blood had led them to a supply closet.

"I..." Kanto grimaced "This doesn't feel right, why doesn't it feel right?" They were cops, they were supposed to arrest criminals and it wasn't like Kid wasn't guilty.

Minobu nodded, looking upset at the prospect of actually catching the thief "I feel the same way..."

Tanaka's shoulders slumped "Kid's just so..." Kind, caring, annoying, human "He's always around" The pesky thief helped around the station a lot, and sometimes even with more personal things "Damn it..." He clenched his fists "I don't want to catch him like this"... Because of an injury...

"I can check if he's okay" All three officers looked over to see Conan, the little boy that often chased Kid. Conan smiled, glasses glinting with the moonlight "You guys should go after the scary guy, leave Kid to me!" He chirped "I'm just a child" It technically wasn't his job to arrest people.

Kanto let out a relieved breath "Okay" He crouched down, ruffling the boy's hair before straightening himself. He turned towards the others "Let's check to see if that sniper had any friends" The other two eagerly followed him as he started walking away.

Conan smirked "Your task force really does like you" He praised as he pushed open the closet door, the magician's outfit was stained with quite a bit of blood.

Kid returned the smirk, left arm clasped tightly to his right shoulder "Well I do hang around them quite a bit" Her replied cheerily, words just a bit strained.

The sleuth shook his head with a sigh "Only you..." Conan gave the other a quick glance over "Can you make it out without dying?"

"Of course" Kid straightened himself out "It wasn't as bad as it felt" He'd probably never get used to the pain of getting shot, he didn't want to either.

"Good" Conan nodded in acceptance "You should get going then, before you lose too much blood. I don't want to catch you when you're weak" He wanted a fair challenge.

Veiled indigos softened "Very well" He walked past Conan "Hopefully next heist will be more fun"

"It better" The sleuth retorted, crossing his arms "Heists aren't supposed to be bloody"

Me: Kaito has wormed his way into many people's hearts~

... >^>... The thought of being stranded without toilet paper in public is mildly terrifying to me... I always check first and have saved myself the embarrassment a few times by doing so

Hope you enjoyed~

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