A/n: Since Karadock56 isn't doing a "Battle Tendency" story, we're moving right into part 3! Have any problems with that? No? Good. Yes? I don't care!

*poke poke poke*

DIO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

*It turned out that DIO, DIO DIO DIO DIODIODIO*

Joseph: *running and panting sounds* SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT *hits man* SOMETHING IS QUI-

*Plane sounds*

*More joseph running and panting*

Joseph: GET OUT

Jotaro: No

Joseph: *running and panting sounds* GET OUT! *Throws Avdol cell*

Jotaro: If I get out I will kill you with this *star platinum appears* funky purple dude who keeps conveniently giving me everything I want. Soda, RC car, gun. *attempts to shoot self but star platinum grabs the bullet* Okay not doing that one again that was a little stupid

Avdol: *consumed by flame* GET OUT!!

Jotaro: *gets out* Alright that's it you're-

Holly: Yaaaaaayyyyy~!

Joseph: Good job Avdol!

Jotaro: What a bother

Joseph: Alright so your funky purple dude is what's known as a stand and they are the physical manifestations of the fighting spirit and all have weirdly specific special and/or situational abilities. So only stand users can see other stands.

Author: Except for when they don't.

Joseph: Only stands can harm other stands

Author: Except for when they don't

Joseph: And all damage done to a stand will reflect to the user

Joseph: You need to pay attention and remember these new rules because NOTHING will make sense from now on otherwise

Jotaro: Cool

Stand User: Mohammed Avdol

Stand: Magician's Red

Power: B

Speed: B

Range: C

Persistence: B

Precision: C

Potential: D

Shoots fire ~~But it's like, invisible fire because it's stand fire so only stand users can see the fire, also there's like 70 different named attacks he uses with varying degrees of frequency- Including like, there's a compass thing he uses once and doesn't really do anything and immediately dies after using- Oh oops wait you're not supposed to know that yet~~

Joseph: My stand is Hermit Purple and my ability activates when I punch a camera WA-HAHH! *Punches camera with his fist covered in vines*

Jotaro: How did you figure that one out

Joseph: Trial and error

Stand User: Joseph Joestar

Stand: Hermit Purple

Power: D

Speed: C

Range: D

Persistence: A

Precision: D

Potential: E

Punch a camera see a naked man

*Insert picture of dio with a star birthmark and a fly next to him*

Avdol: There he is!

Joseph: It's DIO! He was about to take over the world but then my grandfather Jonathan Joestar killed him except he didn't actually because DIO stole Jonathan's body and i can tell because he's got the star birthmark everybody in the Joestar lineage definitely always had including me, You my daughter holly, and you my granson Jotaro

Holly & Jotaro: Wow I somehow never noticed

Joseph: It is your destiny to defeat DIO! and mine! It is both our destinies. Not yours- *pushes holly away* To defeat DIO, and he will be beaten, and-

Jotaro: Oh my god I don't care

Kakyoin: I Kakyoin have been sent here by DIO to defeat-

Jotaro: OHH greeat is this what we're doing then *Star platinum punches kakyoin really really hard sending him flying into a tv directly in front of Y/n*

Y/n: HOLY SHIT!

Jotaro: FUCK!

Stand User: Noriaki Kakyoin

Stand: Hierophant Green

Power: C

Speed: B

Range: A

Persistence: B

Precision: C

Potential: D

I guess he possesses a body that one time but he mostly just shoots rocks

Jotaro: Okay so i guess since we're all doing tarot cards for stand names. I will assert myself as one who passes judgement on others, thus i shall name my stand-

Avdol: YOU GET THIS ONE *Throws the star 17 tarot card at jotaro*

Star platinum: SUTAA PURACHINA

Jotaro: Uhhh Star Platinum it is then

Stand User: Jotaro Kujo

Stand: Star Platinum

Power: A

Speed: A

Range: C

Persistence: A

Precision: A

Potential: A

Punchy boy ~~And then some~~

Avdol: *turns to Y/n, tossing a custom card, the void card, after Jotaro punches Y/n who has his stand activated* YOU GET THIS CUSTOM CARD

Y/n: Okay... Dark Void it is...

Stand User: Y/n L/n

Stand: Dark Void

Power: E

Speed: D

Range: E

Persistence: A

Precision: C

Potential: A

Un-punchy boy

Kakyoin: Look I know we got off on the wrong foot but I was being possessed by this DIO forehead squid would you mind if I became a main character?

Jotaro: Whatever

Y/n: Fine with me.

Joseph: Oh no! Holly's developing a stand but it's killing her!

Holly: Mild cough fever headrush dainty swoon faint! *Faints onto a bed*

Stand User: Holly Kujo

Stand: Who Cares?

Power: ?

Speed: ?

Range: ?

Persistence: ?

Precision: ?

Potential: ?

...I can't possibly explain this without sounding sexist

Joseph: Not that this will make any sense in the greater canon but we need to save her by getting rid of her stand and we do that by killing DIO! ...Probably. I can feel it it's in my blood or whatever.

Jotaro: As the old adage goes, he cannot be beaten up unless I am standing next to him... ...Unless... Unless I am close to him... Okay bad read don't worry I'll think up something more clever.

Y/n: You better

Advol: It's the fly!

Joseph: Let's go to Egypt!

Advol, Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Y/n: Yes!

*More plane sounds*

DIO: I HAVE USED MY OWN CAMERA PUNCHING ABILITY AND DISCOVERED THEY ARE ON A PLANE GOING IN MY DIRECTION GOOD THING I ALREADY PUT A SABOTEUR ON THAT PLANE WHICH I GUESS MEANS I KNEW IN ADVANCE THEY WERE GOING TO GO ON THAT PLANE MEANING I DIDN'T NEED TO PUNCH THIS EXPENSIVE CAMERA WHAT WASTE OF MONEY I WILL NOW PROCEED TO NEVER USE THIS ABILITY AGAIN AND HAVE SEX AT LEAST FOUR PEOPLE.

Advol and Kakyoin: It's the fly!

Gray fly: I hope it doesn't say "Massacare" on the wall AAAAA *stab*.

Stand User: Gray Fly

Stand: Tower of Gray

Power: E

Speed: A

Range: A

Persistence: C

Precision: E

Potential: E

Not actually a fly

*Plane crash*

Joseph: This was a huge waste of time we almost killed like 70 people.

Jotaro: This is all your fault I'm never going on a plane again.

Y/n: I NEVER GOT MY FUCKING PARACHUTE!!!

Kakyoin: Hey break it up you three-.

Star platinum: ORA *boof*.

Polnareff: Check this out- *gets hit by Kakyoin*

Stand User: Jean Pierre Polnareff

Stand: Silver Chariot

Power: C

Speed: A

Range: C

Persistence: B

Precision: B

Potential: C

HE HAS A SWORD!! Also he can take off his armor and it makes him, like- faster? Also he can shoot his sword, but only once...??

Polnareff: Look I know we got off on the wrong foot but-

Y/n: Yeah yeah forehead squid we get it already!

Jotaro: I anticipate we'll either have a team of thirty by the end of this trek or we just so happen to coincidentally stop seeing forehead squids from this point forward

Polnareff: I will follow you to Egypt to go find the man with 6 fingers UHH I mean the man with two right hands because he killed my father- I mean my younger sister hey check this flashback out

DIO: I'M GOING TO CONVINCE YOU USING THIS FOREHEAD SQUID TO GO BEAT UP THE JOESTARS IN A YEAR I GUESS BECAUSE THIS FLASHBACK SCENE IS FROM A YEAR AGO WHICH IS A LITTLE CONFUSING ANYWAYS LOOK AT THIS CRYSTAL BALL IT SHOWS A VISION OF THE TWO RIGHT HAND MAN HAHA LOOK AT HOW CHARISMATIC I AM I WILL NOW PROCEED TO NEVER USE THIS ABILITY AGAIN OH LOOK IT'S 10 O'CLOCK FETCH MY TANKTOP I HAVE A DATE!

Joseph: The boat didn't work!

Kakyoin: Y/n and Jotaro's in the water

Stand User: Imposter Captain Tennille

Stand: Dark Blue Moon

Power: C

Speed: C

Range: C

Persistence: B

Precision: C

Potential: D

He's in the water

Y/n: Wow. I know I'm craving fish right now, but I still can't believe that you pointed at him so hard he exploded!

Jotaro: Natural Talent

*VERY LOUD BOAT HORN*

Stand User: Forever

Stand: Strength

Power: B

Speed: D

Range: D

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: E

Yes the orangutan is the user
Yes the orangutan has a name
Yes the boat is the stand
OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND!

Y/n: No fucking thank you!

Joseph: Yeah no thanks!

Jotaro: How annoying!

Polnareff: What an exhausting trek please exit my fridge

Devo: YOU FOUND ME! HHGHHCHHGHCKCKK

Devo but doll: NOW YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY- HHGHGHKCKKGHKCK

Stand User: Devo

Stand: Ebony Devil

Power: D

Speed: D

Range: A

Persistence: B

Precision: D

Potential: B

No no I mean, he gets stabbed right, and he gets angry, and the anger makes him possess the doll?

Joseph: Mirror mirror on the wall who's the-

Avdol: Wait you mean you don't need to punch a camera to use your ability?

TV: Kakyoin's gonna kill you!

Joseph: OH!

Fake kakyoin: I Kakyoin am going to kill you

Jotaro and Y/n: You're not Kakyoin

Fake kakyoin: I can't believe you saw through my ruse

Star Platinum: ORA!

*Boof. Also EPIC FORESHADOWING*

Kakyoin: Goodness I say-

Stand User: Rubber Soul

Stand: Yellow Tempest

Power: D

Speed: C

Range: E

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: D

Look, I know ending last episode with a "Kakyoin's a traitor" cliffhanger was a bit of a fib but it was cool for a second right? ... right?

Polnareff: I have been attacked by the man with two right hands, I must go alone to fight for revenge!

Joseph: ...Or you could not

Polnareff: THIS IS MY BATTLE TO WIIIIIN

Hol Horse: Imma getcha

Polnareff: THE ENEMY!

Stand User: Hol Horse

Stand: Emperor

Power: B

Speed: B

Range: B

Persistence: C

Precision: E

Potential: E

*Gun Sounds*

Avdol: Oh jeez whatever will I do! uhhhhhhhhhh

Polnareff: I will have my revenge!

J. Geil: My foolproof strategy will involve revealing myself to you and yelling at people HEY Y'ALL- HHGHGHKCKKGHKCK

Stand User: J. Geil

Stand: Hanged Man

Power: C

Speed: A

Range: A

Persistence: B

Precision: D

Potential: D

Technically not a man in the mirror

Enyaba: Get my good side *Click* *Splurt* Oh nooo

Joseph: The next thing you will say is "Chumimin"

Arm goop: ...chumimi- *DONK*

Stand User: Nena

Stand: Empress

Power: C

Speed: E

Range: A

Persistence: A

Precision: D

Potential: D

Arm goop

Kakyoin: Road trip!

ZZ: Duel 1971 vroom vroom

Kakyoin: What

Stand User: ZZ

Stand: Wheel of Fortune

Power: B

Speed: D

Range: D

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: D

Duel 1971 vroom vroom

Joseph: I'm exhausted again let's pit stop in the literal worst town ever

Enyaba: Hello welcome to worst town ever I am not evil don't mind the zombies

Polnareff Nice lady, nice lady, right? What a nice lady

Enyaba: *angry old lady noises*

Hol Horse: I have returned!

Enya: No you haven't!

Hol Horse: Correct!

Polnareff: Hello nice lady!

Enyaba: aaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stand User: Enyaba

Stand: Justice

Power: D

Speed: E

Range: A

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: E

See where incorrect breathing GETS YOU

Joseph: Wow I can't believe you punched her so hard she imploded!

Y/n: I guess Natural Talent...?

Polnareff: Interrogation begin!

*BANG, Enyaba dies*

Polnareff: Well I tried!

Steely dan: Hello you cannot punch me-

Starplatinum: ORA *boof*

Joseph: MY KIDNEY

Steely Dan: Or else you will hurt Joseph Joestar!

Polnareff: Uh Oh

Kakyoin: Uh Oh

Y/n: SHIT AGAIN!

Jotaro: FUCK AGAIN!

Stand User: Steely Dan

Stand: Lovers

Power: E

Speed: D

Range: A

Persistence: A

Precision: D

Potential: E

So Jotaro and Y/n were just left alone with someone their not allowed to punch I can only imagine this will go well

Kakyoin: Not that this will make any sense in the greater canon but we must enter Joseph's brain by becoming super small which is something we could definitely always do and fighting the enem-

Polnareff: THE ENEMY

Kakyoin:... E-enemy's stand

Joseph: I shall provide a live feed and commentary! ...Which is something I also definitely could always do

Hierophant Green: We found him no we haven't yes we have!

Polnareff: He's out!

Kakyoni: We did it!

Steeldan: Uh Oh

StarPlatinum:ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOA ORA!

Y/n: SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!

*Boof*

Stand User: Arabia Fats

Stand: The Sun

Power: B

Speed: E

Range: A

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: E

LOL

Kakyoin: LOL

Polnareff: LOL

Jotaro: LOL

Y/n: LOL *smacks Arabia Fats over the head*

Joseph: Man Egypt sure is far away!

Jotaro: Hey, something we actually agree on

Joseph: Do you think that means-

Jotaro: Yh- Wait, no, we're not-

Joseph: Maybe we could-

Jotaro No we're not taking-

Joseph: Maybe we could fly

Jotaro: WE'RE NOT TAKING A PLANE

Joseph: Fly the rest of the way?

Y/n: MR. JOESTAR!

Jotaro: JIJI

*Plane sounds*

Jotaro: Oh

Y/n: Never-

*plant crashing sounds*

Y/n: FUCK!!

Jotaro: GODDAMMIT

Kakyoin: IT'S ALL THE BABY'S FAULT wait no it's not ... WAIT YES IT IS

Stand User: Mannish Boy

Stand: Death 13

Power: C

Speed: C

Range: E

Persistence: B

Precision: D

Potential: B

Tally-ho but said wrong

Polnareff: Hey look it's Avdol!

Gray Avdol: I'm not Avdol I'm... Gray... Avdol.

Polnareff: Wow

Judgement: HAVE YOU WATCHED ALADDIN

Polnareff: That ain't out yet

Judgement: Uhhhh then this might take a hot minute to explain

Stand User: Cameo

Stand: Judgement

Power: B

Speed: B

Range: C

Persistence: B

Precision: D

Potential: D

Morph dirt

Advol: It is I, Mohammed Advol, and I am alive again! Now when I'm winning I do a little dance that's my new thing

Polnareff: Wow I like this new Advol

Y/n: Someone's dying tonight.

Polnareff: Hey guys, Advol's alive!

Joseph: Yeah duh hey look a method of transport we haven't been attacked in yet!

Polnareff: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH DUH"

Y/n: WHO DYING TONIGHT! Also, there better be some life vests in there!

Joseph: I can only see this going well

Everyone: AHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

Stand User: Midler

Stand: High Priestess

Power: C

Speed: B

Range: A

Persistence: A

Precision: D

Potential: D

Morph mineral

Jotaro: The sea sucks! Nothing good ever happens in the sea!

*clomp*

Midler: You cannot destroy the teeth, it is as hard as diamonds, and diamond is unbreakab- *Teeth destroyed* Bb ... Diamond is unbrehh... blehh

Joseph: We've arrived in Egypt!

Advol: We're also pretty much out of tarot cards so we must be almost done!

Kakyoni: ...Definitely

DIO: GOOD WORK THAT'S IT FOR TODAY TEAM, TIME TO MOVE OUT BECAUSE I GUESS THE INCIDENTAL CHARACTER SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION FOUND OUT WHERE I LIVE SOMEHOW

Delivery man: Delivery

Joseph: Look, it's our new dog friend main character companion! He has 3 funny quirks. 1 - He chews hair. 2 - He farts when chewing hair! 3 - He eats coffee gum? What a funny wacky character! Also he's a stand user

Iggy: Woof

Stand User: Iggy

Stand: The Fool

Power: B

Speed: C

Range: D

Persistence: C

Precision: D

Potential: C

Morph sand... Car

*Geb Stand Sounds*

N'Doul: Here I go I'm gonna getcha

Kakyoin: Ahh, goodness gracious... uhhhhhhh

Stand User: N'Doul

Stand: Geb

Power: C

Speed: B

Range: A

Persistence: B

Precision: D

Potential: D

Attacked by water? In the DESERT? OH what irony

*Iggy Plane sounds**tbh*

N'doul: i've got you now

Iggy: *DOG* WOOF

Jotaro: You have been defeated now tell us who- *N-Doul kills himself* Good grief!

N'doul: I may have destroyed my brain but I will first detail a bit of handy exposition for your consideration, your next set of stand-user villains including me are all based on the 9 Egyptian gods extending this series roughly an extra 20 episodes have fun fighting a bird and a sword despite that flashback scene exclusively showing humanoid characters, bleh

Jotaro: Hey so we need to defeat 9 Egyptian gods

Joseph: So you mean we have to defat 8 Egyptian gods?

Y/n: No, we need to defeat 6 Egyptian gods

Joseph: Got it!

Oingo and Boingo: ...Oops- OOPS- Oops-Oops- *Explosion*

Stand User: Oingo

Stand: Khnum

Power: E

Speed: E

Range: E

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: E

Morph faaaace

Stand User: Boingo

Stand: Tohth

Power: E

Speed: E

Range: E

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: E

Potential: E

Book that you read and nothing else

Y/n: I will get you now that Y/n has the sword and that his stand make me immune to Star Platinum!

Jotaro: That would be threatening if punching Y/n wasn't an option

Y/n: What do you mean punching- *punches Y/n in the gut*

Y/n: You're now mine!

Stand User: Y/n L/n

Stand: Anubis...?

Power: B

Speed: B

Range: E

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: C

Formerly Evil Sword... I guess...?

*bzzt*

Joseph: HBGBGBBGHBHBGHBH

Jotaro: Hello Polnareff-shaped child

*Avdol flies into joseph*

Stand User: Mariah

Stand: Bastet

Power: E

Speed: E

Range: B

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: E

*ELECTRICAL OUTLET*

Stand User: Alessi

Stand: Set

Power: D

Speed: D

Range: E

Persistence: C

Precision: D

Potential: D

Shadow ax child Polnareff penis

Jotaro, Polnareff, Avdol, Y/n, And Joseph: You wouldn't believe what we just had to deal with!

Polnareff, Avdol, Y/n, And Joseph: It was weirdly sexual!

Jotaro: what

Joseph: WA-HAH! *Le camera punch* New image!

Avdol: It's DIO's building!

Jotaro: We must approach DIO to approach that building..

Y/n: No, other way around man

Daniel: I know where that building is but you must gamble with me

Stand User: Daniel J. D'Arby

Stand: Osiris

Power: E

Speed: D

Range: D

Persistence: C

Precision: D

Potential: D

*Subpar Pokémon Battle Jingle imitation* GAMBLER D'Arby challenges you to a battle!

Daniel: You will play the cat game will the cat go left or right

Polnareff: Right

Daniel: Hey cat go left!

Cat: Meow *Goes left*

Daniel: You lost the cat game

Polnareff: *Sucked into a poker chip by Osiris* BuuaAHHH

Joseph: Play the drink game!

Daniel: Roll for precision

Joseph: Twenty

Daniel: Not good enough

Joseph: Yh- w-what do you mean nOT GOOD ENOWAAAAHHH- *Le sucked in*

Daniel: Play the card game!

Jotaro: Wow I have the best cards I'm so good

Daniel: What!

Jotaro I'm just the absolute best at this game I can't be beat

Daniel: HHGHHRHGRHHGG *Table flip*

*Pop* *Pop*

Polnareff: Wow

DIO: RHINOCEROS BEETLE RHINOCEROS BEETLE-

Hol Horse: I have returned!

DIO: *Timestop teleports behind hol horse* NO YOU HAVEN'T

Hol horse: Correct!

DIO: RHINOCEROS BEETLE RH-

Hol horse: Hello child together we are invincible and will defeat the oops

Boingo: Oops

*Explosion*

Polnareff: Today in Polnareff teaches about foreign culture! Do not sit down! Tip your kettle over! Never drop your things! You are always paying too much! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TOILET

Iggy: It is time for my episode.

Pet shop: It is I bird cacaw! *Chops off iggy's leg*

Stand User: Pet Shop

Stand: Horus

Power: B

Speed: B

Range: D

Persistence: C

Precision: E

Potential: C

Under pressure but bad

Joseph: We have located the Taj Mahal or whatever!

Avdol: Thanks to our old pal Iggy!

Iggy: I HATE THIS EVERYTHING HURTS!

Kakyoin: Also I'm back and wearing a new pair of snazzy sunnies! ...You know, for protection

Joseph: We must enter the building!

Terrence: Play my video games *Shlorp*

Polnareff, Y/n and, Avdol: No no no no no

Stand User: Terence T. D'Arby

Stand: Atum

Power: D

Speed: C

Range: D

Persistence: B

Precision: D

Potential: D

OH THATS A BASEBALL!

Jotaro: First try idiot

Polnareff: Well it's been two seconds time to burn the whole building down.

Avdol: Wait! What if we instead went inside to locate the enemy oursel-

Y/n: THE ENEMY!

Iggy: Woof!

Kenny G.: Blehh

Avdol: Oh neat

Stand User: Kenny G.

Stand: Tenor Sax

Power: E

Speed: E

Range: D

Persistence: A

Precision: E

Potential: E

...eeehhhh he's dead now so whatever

DIO: THEY HAVE APPROACHED MY HIDEY HOLE HERE IN THE TAJ MAHAL OR WHATEVER PROVE YOUR LOYALTY BY CHOPPING OFF YOUR HEAD

Vanilla Ice: *Le slice*

DIO: HEHHEHHEHHEH COOL

Meanwhile in the taj mahal or whatever

Avdol: Fl- *Cream munched*

Polnareff: Oohhhh nooo!! This couldn't get any worse!!!

*Iggy is cream munched*

Polnareff: AAHHHHH GAAHHD

Y/n: ... *RAGING BURST OVERDRIVE !!!!*

Stand User: Vanilla Ice

Stand: Cream

Power: B

Speed: B

Range: D

Persistence: C

Precision: C

Potential: D

A SNAKE HEAD EATING THE HEAD ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE!

Polnareff: I found you!

DIO: TO BEAT ME YOU MUST APPROACH ME!

Polnareff: Okay!

DIO: ZA WARUDO! *Time stops* GHERHGHEHGHEGHEHGHEHGEHGHEHGHEGHEGHHEG *Time Resumes* I'M VERY INTIMIDATING!!!!!!!

Polnareff: Goodness gracious! Hey guys, so everybody's dead and DIO's confusing

Joseph: We know! But sounds about right

Polnareff: We should attack him now!

Joseph: We should not!

Polnareff: Good idea let's do both

*Jotaro and Polnareff on a motorcyle noises*

*DIO flying through the air making a Shhhhhhhhhh noise*

*Kakyoin and joseph using their stands to web sling*

Kakyoin: Why were we never doing this before!

Joseph: ALWAYS WISH UPON A STAR!

Kakyoin: I have an idea on how to learn DIO's ability! I will create this web and-

*Quick time stop end result*

Joseph: Good job Kakyoin!

*Kakyoin hits water tower and "dies" with Y/n faintly flying in the background*

*Joseph falls off building*

Joseph: Hey Jotaro! DIO'S ability is to stop time-

DIO: ZA WARUDO! *Time stops* I WIN, NOW I WILL- OH, GODDAMN MAGIC SUNLIGHT BULLSHIT NYEH! *Dio throws knife as time resumes*

Joseph: HGUEHGH

DIO: IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL BATTLE

Y/n and Jotaro: We have to closer before we can shit on you-

Jotaro: Agh- DAMMIT!!!

Y/n: HOW THE FUCK DID WE MESS THIS UP!!!

To Be Continued...

DIO: ZA WARUDO! HAHAH! YOU'VE BEEN JAPED! IT WAS DIFFERENT TO WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!

Stand User: DIO (case sensitive)

Stand: The World

Power: A

Speed: A

Range: C

Persistence: A

Precision: B

Potential: B

Punchy boy Oh and- ~~Also the ability to stop time for up to five seconds, in which the user can move around and interact with people and objects, including but not limited to: Polnareff, knives, hierophant green's very invincible emerald splash, heavy duty construction vehicles, Jotaro, occasionally not Jotaro, oh wow remember when dio punched a camera and used a crystal ball yeah those are abilities he has too, ahhhhhhhhhhh~~

Star platinum: *Ora barrage*

DIO: *Screaming muda* WE APPEAR TO BE SIMILAR IN STRENGTH AND SPEED I HOPE THIS DOESN'T TRANSLATE INTO OTHER SIMILARITIES ZA WARUDO. *Time stop* I'M GONNA GETCHA

Jotaro: E

DIO: WHAaAaAaAaT THE FUCK!!

*time stop end*

DIO: WHAT WAS THAT?

Jotaro: What was what

DIO: THAT THING YOU DID

Y/n: A loser says what

DIO: WHAT?

Jotaro: Aaahahhahhahah

DIO: ZA WARUDO! *Time stop begin* OHH IT WAS JUST A MAGNET YOU LITTLE WEENIE YOU

Star platinum: ORA! *Punches DIO*

*Dio goes flying into trash cans*

DIO: GGBRGRGRGB

*Time Resumes*

DIO: I HATE THIS AND I HATE YOU ZA WA- *Time stops just showing end result which is just teleporting basically with Jotaro and Y/n looking at DIO every single time* OHHH GREAT IS THIS WHAT WE'RE DOING THEN ZA WARUDO! *Le time stop* NNNYBHBEHHYBYHEBHYH *Dio throws a thousand knives*

Jotaro: Uh oh *Time resumes* *Goes flying* uuueeeeeeeeeehh Oh no, I've been got ugyaaa I'm definitely dead.

DIO: TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF-

Polnareff and Y/n: *stab DIO* WAHA!

DIO: *Time stop to knock polnareff and Y/n away while not seeming to have taken damage* TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF!! WAIT ARE YOU DEAD?

Jotaro: ...Yes

DIO: OKAY THEN I-

Star platinum: ORA! *Le punch*

DIO *Goes flying* UGGHEGGMEMGGBBGEBGBGBG *small time stop and goes by while holding car*

Jotaro: Give me a fucking break

Y/n: uh oh

DIO: NOW I'M SUPER DUPER POWERED AND FULL OF JOESTAR BLOOD EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY I WAS ALREADY FULL OF JOESTAR BLOOD BBBBRRFBBRFFFF *goes for a punch on Y/n, but doesn't* THE FUCK?!

Y/n: A PISSED OFF AWAEKENING!!!

Stand User: Y/n L/n

Stand: Dark Void Act 2 - Darker Void

Power: E

Speed: D

Range: D

Persistence: A

Precision: C

Potential: A

Un-punchier boy

DIO: I WILL BEAT YOU ZA WARUDO!!!! *Time stop. AGAIN* LOOK AT ME GO LOOK AT ME GO AREN'T I JUST THE BEST DON'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT WHERE I GOT THIS LIPSTICK FROM

Star platinum: ORA *Le failed punch*

DIO: OH NO HERE COMES THE JOJE SURPRISE I CAN STOP TIME FOR EVEN MORE SECONDS NOW

Jotaro: Not that that wording makes any sense-

DIO: ZA WARUDO!! *ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TIME STOP*

DIO: ROAD ROLLER DAA!! *Muda barrage on road roller daa!*

Jotaro and Y/n: *Time stop teleport onto road roller* Surprise BITCH!

DIO: WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY

*And then DIO's head exploded while having Forgotten Blood Flashbacks*

Jotaro: *Slaps joseph's dead body* Hey! Wake up! Are you alive again?

Joseph: 'Weird Al' Yankovic canonically exists in the JoJo universe!

Jotaro: ...Okay he's back

Polnareff and Kakyoin: We're still alive too!

Jotaro & Joseph: Hurrah!

Polnareff: Good talk bye!

Jotaro: Call me!

Holly: WOAW

Joseph: Okay so we may or may not have lost half of our crew and killed countless bystanders but at least DIO's dead! ...Definitely. ...Definitely. ...Definitely? ...Re- Really?

Kakyoin: Yeah really.

Y/n: He's dead, and he has no other people left to deal with!

Ah uh... Okaym well uhh... Time to go see my wife who I have a healthy monogamous relationship with! ...Ah, oh wait

Jotaro: Yare Yare Da-

*WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN!! Look, they stopped using Roundabout by this point in the show? So I- I thought- I thought maybe like I should. *ROUNDABOUT CAMEO!*

https://youtu.be/cUyTmUwEUy8

THE END