Hey so i just decided to once in a while put a little one shot of my life here. Its maybe not that funny to you guys but its got a mix of hilarious and embarrassing for me.
So yeah here it is....

   Once when I was a kid my parents were gone and I was always the one who did the dishes.

So I was trying to clean this bottle milk but the stupid bottle brush wouldn't fit and i spent about a half hour trying to force it in. Eventually I became so frustrated I just threw the bottle away and it broke in two.

My parents found me crying my eyes out because I thought breaking a bottle was the worst in life and I was gonna be punished.

My mom was like. "Oh that was going to be for your aunt's baby."

I just bawled and asked what my punishment would be.

She said I punished myself enough.

My mom's got some wise stuff stored up.

I was like eight i think