Hello, hello, hello!! Thank you so much for choosing to read my preferences book, dear reader, and may the hair on your toes never wither! Just a few things I must say before beginning:

--There is no smut in this book. There are plenty of other writers who write smut, and if that is what you are looking for, I recommend you close this book due to the aforementioned 'There is no smut in this book.'

--This book will only have male options. Sorry, but there are just so many characters in the world of Middle Earth I would have to make another book entirely for the females (which I might do if this one gains enough traction and if I can find the time to write for both)

--As written in the description of this book, the men featured in this book are (in this order):

Thorin Oakenshield of the House of Durin

Fili of the House of Durin

Kili of the House of Durin

Bilbo Baggins of the Shire

Legolas, Prince of Eryn Galen

Thranduil, King of Eryn Galen

Lindir, Advisor of Elrond (pretty sure that's right, please correct me if I'm wrong)

Elrond, Lord of Imladris

Gimli, Son of Gloin

Meriadoc (Merry) Brandybuck of the Shire

Peregrin (Pippin) Took of the Shire

Samwise (Sam) Gamgee of the Shire

Frodo Baggins of the Shire

Faramir, Son of the Steward of Gondor

Boromir, Son of the Steward of Gondor

Aragorn, Rightful Heir to the Throne of Gondor

Bard of Laketown

Haldir, Marchwarden of Lothlórien

Éomer, Heir to the Throne of Rohan

Bofur, Proud Member of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield (that works, right? there's not much else I could give him for a title...)

--There will be GIF-centered preferences as well as ones only with text

And that's just about it! I hope you like!