Gay - Part 1

Unknown: I'm gay.
Lance: ? Excuse me ?
Unknown: Shiro, please don't be mad.
Lance: Shiro? Um, who are you?!
Unknown: Crap
Lance: Answer me! Dude!!
Read at 8:53 AM

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Lance: What's your name?
Unknown: Go away
Lance: You came out to me. That's a big deal!
Unknown: It was the wrong number!!
Lance: What
Lance: Is
Lance: Your
Lance: Name
Unknown: Screw you.
Lance: Hello Screw you, I'm Bisexual Bro
Unknown: . . . I hate you
Lance: You barely know me!!
Unknown: I know enough to hate you
Lance: . . . I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours!
Unknown: FINE!!
Lance: I'm Lance. A bisexual Cuban.
Unknown: Keith. The gay guy who came out to the wrong number.

Unknown has been changed to Keith

Lance: See, that wasn't so hard!
Keith: Why are you so ANNOYING!!
Lance: It's called being funny
Keith: I think it's called a side effect of stupidity!
Lance: Oh really?
Read at 2:11 PM
Lance: Oh come on! I didn't mean it!
Lance: Keith
Lance: KEEEEEEITTHHHHHH
Lance: Who's Shiro?
Lance: Brother?
Lance: Friend?
Lance: Romantic partner?
Lance: Keith!!!!!
Read at 2:14 PM
Lance: NOT cool dude.

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Keith: Shiro's my brother
Lance: Oh really?
Keith: In anything BUT blood, but yeah.
Lance: Cool, cool.
Keith: . . . You have brothers?
Lance: Two. Marco and Luis
Keith: Okay.
Lance: Sisters?
Keith: Nah.
Lance: I have 1. Her name is Veronica, and if you weren't gay— I'd suggest you'd marry her.
Keith: Are you always this flirty?
Lance: Are you always this curious.
Keith: KMS
Lance: SOS
Keith: WTF
Lance: ILY
Keith: . . .
Lance: Sorry. . .?
Read at 3:21 AM
Lance: Oh COME ON!!
Keith: Flirty son of a biscuit!!!
Lance: You need better insults.
Keith: You need a better face, seems we both need something we can't afford!
Lance: I hate you.
Keith: 3 minutes ago, you said you loved me.
Lance: I do. It's a love-hate relationship
Keith: Where's the ship? Oh wait. . . IT SUNK WITH ALL OF MY EMOTIONS
Lance: Well aren't you just a gay, emo smol bean!!!
Keith: God, what the hell did I do to deserve this?
Lance: Homosexuality is a sin, grasshopper, there fore, SATAN WHAT THE FRICK FRACKLE DIDDILY DOOP BOOPITY BOOP FLOOP DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS WONDERFUL CHAT???
Read at 1:32 AM

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