Note: this chapter may be mature.
Me: * reads form*........0_0.....uh oh......
Goku: what's wrong?
Me: *whispers to Goku's ears?*
Goku: what's that?
Me: * tells him what that is*
Goku: Who dared this?
Me: SONIc8541 the one who gave the last dare.
Goku: oh. So all I have to do is read a book filled with pictures of women in bikinis ?
Me: eeehhhhh .......... yeah.
Goku: Ok do you have one of those books?
Me: WHA?! ME?!! HOW DO YOU SEE ME?! OF COURSE NOT! I'm not into that kind of stuff and I'm not THAT type of person!
Goku: Geez! Calm down I was only askin'....... at least we know you don't have some of those.
Me: I wonder who has a porn magazine?
???: DID SOMEBODY SAY...PORN?!!
me: huh?
Goku: WHA! Master Roshi how did you get in here? Did you brought him here?
Me: No but I'm glad he's here. He can help us with this dare. But before he does how did you get here?
Master Roshi: I used the dragon balls. I received news that Goku has been sent here so I made a wish to come here.
Me: ok. Please introduce yourself to the readers.
Master Roshi:ok. Hello readers my name is Master Roshi. I am Goku's old martial art teacher whom I trained a long time ago along with his friend Krillin.
Me: He's also a super pervert despite his age.
Master Roshi:* whacks me with his staff on the head* Anywho...it's a pleasure to be here and I hope to do dares requested by you....this is a dare book right?
Me:ow!*Rubs head*: Yeah.... God that hurts.....
Master Roshi: I believe Goku's been dared to read porn correct?
Me: y-yeah....... he's all yours. If you need me I'll be in my room playing Dragon ball xenoverse 2.*leaves*
Goku: So master Roshi you have those magazines?
Master Roshi: oh you mean 'these' magazines?* takes out two from his pocket and unfolds them.* gives one to Goku* here read it and don't stop till you get a nosebleed.
Goku : huh?
Master Roshi: Watch the master..........
*reads it for 1 hour*
Goku:😲...........
Master Roshi: your turn.* cleans himself up*
Goku: ah!😶😶* reads it for 30 minutes and gets a nosebleed*
Master Roshi: You did it!
Goku: I sure did...* feeling really uncomfortable*
Me:*comes* Hey Goku, you done with the dare?......0_0!!
Goku: Don't ask.
Me: ok. I guess that's it for today. Don't forget to post more dares. See you later.
You can dare Master Roshi now
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