So after not being written about for a really long time(Hidie apologizes, she was really busy)

By the way not being written about is kinda like being stuck in a time freeze.

You can't move, can't talk, can't look around, but still can think. Weird huh?

Also, I had a piece of chocolate in my mouth at the time so my mouth got sticky and dry.

Anyway back to the story 

"Hey wait a second... I thought you said you were vegan in chapter 1... That's milk chocolate." Everyone in the room gasps including the extra.

Someone else says "Hey wait a minute... I thought we were outside." Hidie appears

"We're in an outside room... Duh. See the fence."

"Ugh... Isn't that a yard?" An extra said

Hidie gets angry. I speak up "Hidie dear. Please banish these bozos from existence."  

Hidie laughs "Don't worry I'll put them in a dystopia... I know. Twilight!" The extra has a dull look on his face "Meh whatever truthfully it's better than this story."

"You know just for that you are going to my little pony fanfiction."

"NOOOOO..." Poof they're gone.

"So anyways Hidie out!" SHe finally got a real microphone and dropped it. Before vanishing into oblivion. 

"Man I wonder how she does that dude!"

"She's the author she has complete and utter control of the entire story."

"If I had control of the story I'd give you a real hair color. Hair dye doesn't even exist yet." Suddenly he's gone.

I look up to the sky and scream "Hidie was that you?!?!??!?!?" Hidie's voice booms down from the sky

"Who else would it be? J. K. Rowling? I'm way better than her! An annoying 13-year-old! Who could be better than that! I'm so much gooder at English than her!"

I scream into the sky "Gooder is not a word!" My scream is so powerful it opens a portal at our feet. Everyone but the extras fall in. How convenient. Except I'm stuck with Bad Boy. Yuck.

"Finally! The main plot is here!"