[waiting in the snow]

Tony: God, I can't wait for spring.

Peter: *nod*

[the next day]

Peter, walking into the lab, having gravely misunderstood what Tony said: Okay I didn't know what kind of spring you wanted so I brought a whole box! We've got slinkies, bed springs, the little ones in pens-

Tony: Peter, what are you talking about?

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: You said you couldn't wait for spring?

Tony: Kid, I clearly meant-

Peter: Oh my god, the season

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