Loki: If you had 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have left?

Thor: None.

Loki: Thor it's basic math, it's not that hard-

Thor: I would give you all of them because I love you.

Loki:

Loki, holding back tears: Gross, absolutely disgusting. Get out of my room.

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credit: IncorrectThor