(Totally wasn't meant to write this last Friday)

There is a guy in our school who I shall name 'Big douchebag'. Anyhoo, there are sport groups and my sport group was meant to be playing nukemball-which is basically volleyball except you're allowed to catch the ball, I also have no idea how to spell it-and his group was meant to go to a park but because it looked like it was going to rain they didn't go. When we played big douchebag was placed on my team but he did most of the catching and throwing, basically chasing and anticipating where the ball went like a dog. Around five times he got out but he always found a way to push the blame onto someone else except for the times where he was obviously out. I shall now explain all the things he did wrong.
1. He always pushed the blame on someone else like I had mentioned before.
2. He used his size to do that
3. He hogged the ball
4. When he actually shared the ball, he always, ALWAYS, gave it to the boys. Like dude, might wanna share with the girls, WE ALSO HAVE SKILLS! WE ARE NOT MEANT TO JUST STAND THERE AND PLAY WITH EACH OTHERS HAIR! I thought he was sexist.
5. He pushed someone because he didn't agree with him (not to mention that person he pushed was my friend)
6. Aaand last but not least, he made me want to swear, which I only do when I'm either extremely mad or extremely hurt suddenly. It was not for the second reason.

Yay! What a happy ending