Lag at work

Boos: Glad you could talk to me Lag, now, I've been hearing complaints from your co-workers and customer. They say you slow them down. Is that true?

Lag: NO! I mean, yes! I mean...

Boss: I'm sorry lag, but if you keep this up, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.

Lag: Yes, sir.

*a few moments later*

Lag: FEEL MY WRATH!!!

World: *dies*