Anyways, I was reading about national dishes, one thing led to another and suddenly I was reading about Australian dishes and you don't know about fairy bread? It's an Australian thing? Excuse me? Y'all missing out on some fairy deliciousness. Lemme explain why fairy bread is so good.

1. It's so colourful it's funny when you stare at it for too long and you get loony

2. It makes kids really happy *coughcough*sugar*coughcough* in birthday parties.

3. It's easy to provide. Really easy. It costs at most $10. Here's a recipe, provided by me:

What you need:

White bread

Butter 

100s of 1000s

What to do:

Get the bread.

Put the butter on the bread.

Sprinkle handfuls of 100s and 1000s.

Cut into quarters.

*If you really want to, do two pieces of bread and  put them together, the cut diagonally*

It's great if you forgot party food, takes two minutes to make.