You don't know true happiness until you've washed your hair with 2in1 shampoo and conditioner, have your roughly 25cm hair tangled for 40 minutes, spending those five minutes not realising your hair is tangled and obliviously singing Frozen songs, 35 minutes panicking thinking your life is over and then finally combing your way through and being so glad you're not stuck in the bathroom for eternity because you didn't actually use conditioner. And you don't have to be short hair Rapunzel forever in her tower brushing her hair.

Also, my hair is so needy. It needs to be a specific shampoo, specific conditioner, never together, otherwise... let's just say, things get a little messy. by messy I mean there is hair everywhere.

This is mainly a girl problem.