A month ago

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Defending bag from strangers. Not because of the contents but because of the bunny on it.

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Went to bathroom. Janitor started speaking to me in Mandarin. I don't know Mandarin.

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Just made an inspiring quote
Help

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In Disneyland
I know all the Christmas songs
This is sad

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Everyone speaks Mandarin
I don't
More sad moments for LBD

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The rides are so short but the lines are so long

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I may look fine but inside my pants are falling and I really need to pee

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Just finished a delicious ice cream at Awfully Chocolate try it when you're in Shanghai

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I'm watching a kids show about bears and girls getting high. I don't know what they're saying. Tis Mandarin

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My finger looks like one of those fictional diseases where there's a cut and infection and the blood is all red but it isn't bleeding

Yay.

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The Lion King is a dictatorship

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Everything stinks. So many smokers I think my lungs want to die

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I smell pollution through the air filters

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I can't see much

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We have face masks

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I hit my head on a taxi roof. It hurts. Like it's been it on metal. Which it has been

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This plastic tablecloth is softer than the hotel bed

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My baby distant cousin is cute

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Too many family members I forgot who is who

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It must suck being a fish. You're in water and you can't do anything except swim. No flips, no acrobatics, nothing but swim.

Everything stopped after that because I could finally use google docs to write my story