Seasons in Australia
Summer
TOO HOT TOO HOT
Autumn
WE'RE SAVED!!!! For now
Winter
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, perfect
Spring
NO BACK TO WINTER PLEASE!!!

In addition I don't like summer
1. The heat
2. The insects
3. The beach

I don't like beaches
I like winter
1. I get to go to the snowy mountains (Yes you idiots, it actually snows in Australia)
2. It's nice and cold
3. NO FLIPPIN INSECTS
4. Rain I like rain
5. I don't have to hide under blankets every night so that my face doesn't become a buffet to mosquitoes