IM BAACK IN AND READY TO READ ON WATTPAD!!!!!!
Here's a long chapter I worked on during my time away.
Ahem
Hi
This is what happened when I went 12 days without wattpad and YouTube
Giving myself an overdose of fanfiction to compensate for lack of the silver dragon series
Going a smidge insane
Getting insanely bored
And last but not least unable to contain my obsession with Silpos
Sooooooo next chapter with be filled with Silpos
Have I mentioned that once I get a ship in my head it is impossible to forget it
Aaaaaaand I have to read on Fanfiction.net, which, may I say is horrible in the fanfiction, dragon and horse department.  half of them are abandoned and the last book I saw updated was two months ago.
Stupid ban on google in China.
Ugh why did pen make the silver dragon series so addicting especially since my favourite ship is in there. Meeeeeeeh
My list of needs
Food
Water
Shelter
Wattpad
Access to Wattpad
Do I need love? Nah
Shall I try find a new ship? Nope found one. Ice age was the only movie on the plane that I hadn't watched so I figured why not and guess what?! I ship Diego with Shira now... WTF IS WRONG WITH ME SHIPPING EVERYTHING?!
Btw I have a swear code
Crap is crab
Shit is shimmer
Fuck is frog
Damn is damn
Holy fucking shit is hoarsely frogging shimmer
Eh that's about it
Rn I'm writing this in notes because I can't access Wattpad
What's sad with my life rn is that I grew out of my crush because the ships were setting high standards that he couldn't meet. Idk how that happens.
Also, if you go on thesaurus.com and search milk, one of the synonyms are moo juice.
How do people live without google? HOW?!?!
Heh. Well that was the slight insane part of me
Whoever is dirty minded will see what's wrong with this
On the tv I saw two golden noodle thingys dance around each other and kept dancing when they touched the tip of each other and then it formed a golden bubble.
On another tv I saw a woman trying to impress a white peacock, the peacock got impressed so it started shaking its head and spread out his tail feathers, turned sideways aand turned into a pad. Tf.
Old shtuff
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I like trains
Who?
Everybody do the flop!

WHO WANTS A HUUUUUG?!
I HATE SMOKERS
I DONT LIKE THE OLD PEOPLE WHO HOG THE RIPTIDE RIDE IN THE SWIMMING POOL!
WHOS A WEIRDO?!
MEEEEE!
I HAVE FOOD POISONING!!!! YAAAAAY!!!
WHO DARES MESS WITH MY SHIPS?! HUH?! SHOW YOURSELF!!!! COWARD!!!
I need google and wattpad to keep me mostly sane
LeafyIsHere nicknamed Jacob Satorious 'Jacob Saggytits' Well done.
Jacob Satorious is 13, a millionaire and uses a looooot of auto tune aaand I think he makes his money off of musical.ly
I don't understand how musical.ly is fun
One of my 'friends' is a hypocrite
I only have like two friends who roughly understand how my brain works
I once thought one of my friends committed suicide
A boy in my brothers school committed suicide
I don't understand why some people wants their lungs to slowly die and replace their original voice with a robotic one (smokers)
I saw a tomato bunny (a bunny made from a cherry tomato)

I NEED SILPOS ACTION RIGHT NOW!!!!
I want to be able to morph
I DONT NEED NO CRUSH ANYMORE! I NEED MY SHIPS TO SAIL!!!!!!!
On a train, I saw a man who's pupils widened when he looked at his phone. I nicknamed him bug eyes for some reason.
I was bored so I looked up how to be a fangirl. They weren't bad. Time to make my own.

How to be a fangirl by Littlebabydragon
To be a fangirl, you must understand at least understand one of these
Shipping
MINE!
Shipping is simple, you need to find two people/animals and find a ship name. WARNING! If you ship something but one of those people are in another ship. The other ship may be the bigger ship. If you say the minority ship name, be ready for a bunch of other shippers to scream at you.
Next you must be loyal to that ship. No matter what other people say about the ship, STAY LOYAL!!! (Unless of course I like the opposite ship).
How to tell if you really like the ship
The next step to being a shipper and is to know how much you like the ship. Well, if your ship has a 'special moment' you either scream, shout or curl in a ball and never stop smiling.
That's about it to being a shipper.
Next topic MINE!
Simple. Find a singer/band/actor you have a crush on and say to anyone who likes that person. HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!
Yep, that's it.

We've had around 2 principal changes in our school. The recent principal changed the end of year picnic to the end of year movie. WHY?! THE PINIC WAS THE BEST PART OF THE YEAR FOR EVERYONE!! And we're going to watch trolls TROLLS! Uuuuugh maybe the picnic was too 'dangerous' and the principal was scared of people falling into the lake. She also changed the year five musical to the stage three musical (I'm in year five). It was still fun but someone in year six kept reminding us how great their musical was. Aaaaand instead of going to the great Australian bush camp this year, we're going next year. We were meant to go to Canberra next year but we went this year and the year sixes came and they complained that've ruined it. Some year six girls hate year fives. I asked a year six why they hated year fives and she said all of us were stupid. Me thinking 'Half of the year go to tutoring, get extra homework, get harder maths problems, barely have time for school homework and you call us stupid'. Also the least possible person to run for prefect got into the second round. Maybe it's because of the year sixes. I think year sixes think that they are the best people in the school. I know a few year sixes who are two faced. Sorry this paragraph was me ranting about school problems.

I have a chance to use google in China but idk whether to use it or not. It's called vpn.

Also I don't understand a word people say in mandarin and I understand a bit of shanghainese. I saw my mums cousins wedding. The cake was nice. My mums other cousins wife is giving birth soon. I think a lot of people on fanfiction.net moved to wattpad. Wattpad is the only fanfiction place where there are good stories about horses, dragons and ships. I took a high speed train that people weren't allowed to smoke in and the second the smokers got out, they light a cigarette and fill the station with smoke. That time I was sick and had food poisoning. Some people can be so inconsiderate of their surroundings. I don't like smoking because when I was young, I saw an ad thing and it showed what happened to your lungs when you smoked. I also remember that when I was young. Whenever I listened to the wiggles song about brushing your teeth or whatever, I would go to the bathroom get my toothbrush and brush my teeth without water or toothpaste.

My school uniform
Term 1 and 4
White shirt, skirt, black shoes, white socks
Term 2 and 3
White shirt, thick skirt,black shoes, white socks, black tights/pants
Sports uniform throughout year
Yellow shirt, skort, black pants/tights white socks, any sport shoes
My schools logic is you have to wear a hat to go out in the sun or in the shade of trees. If your not wearing a school hat, you still need to go in the shade, (stupid, right?) and yet some teachers on duty DONT wear a hat and go in the sun ad tell students off without hats. Apparently a school hat will protect all of your body from getting sunburnt. If you don't wear a school hat you will still get sunburnt. TELL THAT TO THE TEACHERS WHO DONT WEAR A SCHOOL HAT THEN! My schools meaning of shelter: A piece of metal above concrete. If you don't have a hat, your options are sit with your friend to talk or do nothing. We also have something called 'Whole body listening' basically saying PAY attention to whatever the person is talking about. One of our substitute teachers tell us that we are 'this' close to high school. We have a whole year before we get hit with tons of homework and last minute projects.

MESSAGE TO ALL VEGANS, well, Sorsha anyways.
Not saying I hate you guys or anything, but can you please calm down on all the 'STOP USING ANIMAL PRODUCTS AND STOP EATING MEAT!' I know not all vegans do this I'm just saying to a particular vegan *cough*Sorsha*cough* If none of us eat meat, then one, there will be lot more homeless people and two, the end of the world would be even more unbearable also the end of the world will kill everything, animals or not, try stopping the end of the world. Aaaaaand it would be breaking the circle of life. Be born, live life, reproduce, die. I know I'm younger than her but, I know that she spends money on makeup instead of leading protests against dog farms, cat farms, dairy farms, electric chicken coops and pig breeding facilities. And this is a response to her Dear fat people video
My diet mainly consists of meat, I do not think that I am immensely obese or fat. A horse is vegan right? However, even wild horses can get fat due to lack of exercise. Or maybe they were born on the heavy side. Hyenas are carnivores but they just steal food from other carnivores, they are quite skinny though. My main point is, it doesn't matter whether you're vegan or not, you can still get fat.
Back to the rant, you cannot stop animal deaths, it is part of life. If everyone in the world ate plants, animals would be reproducing too quickly and rivers will go out of control. They may have natural predators but that is not enough.
That's my rant on Sorsha.

Ships not to mention
Siltrix (glares at JasTheDiamond and Winterwolf)
Mericup
Toothless and some other nightfury
Stormfly and another deadly nadder
Yep about it
Also the principal of my tutuor is retiring YAY!! But when he retires I have to go to another tutuor. Yay.
Once our class was on an excursion and my friend was sitting next to me on the bus, me and my friend said weeeeee!!! Everytime we went up or down a slight hill and the person in front of us said STOP WEEING HOW LARGE IS YOUR BLADDER?! And his friend next to him started saying poooooooo. Anyways, he also said that we probably flooded the town hall with wee.

Faults with Dragonkeeper
1. CHINESE DRAGONS DONT HAVE WINGS, THEY CAN FLY BUT THEY DONT HAVE WINGS OKAY?! THE ONLY THING THAT HAS WINGS ARE THE PHOENIX!
2. There is no such thing as a dragon that is female in Chinese mythology. There is a female dragon, it's just not called the female dragon, it's called the Phoenix.
3. The Quilin isn't one creature, it's two.
4. I know this kinda needs to be in the story to make it interesting, but just to clarify, there was never a dragon hunter.
5. Huanling is not a palace in China

I saw my cousin, I saw my mums cousins, I saw my friend's cousin, a dog, a cat, four birds and a wedding.

Merrily we fall out of line, out of line
I'd fall anywhere where with you I'm by your side
Swinging in the rain
Humming melodies,
We're not going anywhere until we freeze
I'm not afraid anymore, I'm not afraid
Fooooorever is a long tiiiime
But I, wouldn't mind spending by your side
Carefully we'll place for our destiny
You came and took this heart and set it free
Every word you write or sing is so warm to me, so warm to me
I'm torn, I'm torn
To be right where you are
I'm not afraid anymore I'm not afraid,
Forever is a long time,
But I wouldn't mind spending it by your side
Tell me everyday I get to wake up to that smile
I wouldn't mind it at all, I wouldn't mind it at aalll
You so know me pinch me gently
I can hardly breathe
Forever is a long time, but I, wouldn't mind spending it by your side
Tell me everyday I get to wake up to that smile
I wouldn't mind it at all
I wouldn't mind it at all
(Points to knowing what song it is. NO LOOKING AT THE SONG CHAPTERS!!!)

My favourite foods
Pork with sweet sour sauce
Beef with sweet sour sauce
Fish with sweet sour sauce
Any meat with sweet sour sauce
Egg and tomato
Fried chicken
Custard filled buns

Ok mini story
A spine-chilling howl rips through the air, it lasted for a few seconds before it abruptly stops. A dead wolf is found in a pit the next day. No bite marks found, the wolf's eyes seemed to be filled with shock and horror. It wasn't the work of a poacher, it wasn't the work of any normal animal. No one knows what caused the death of the wolf. Only I know who did it. It was me. Now guess what I am, get it wrong and it could be your last guess. Onyx black scales cover my body, oil coloured scales cover my underbelly. Wings that let me fly through the strongest storms. A tail used for balance, strangling and whipping. Talons that can kill and carry a dinosaur. Eyes that can navigate through pitch black darkness. Only thing darker than pitch black, my soul. The smell of rotten meat escapes from my mouth when I let out my black flames, my black flames crawl in between my sharp teeth. One of the few creatures that survived the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs. Only creature to stay hidden, for now. Old as the world itself. Agile as gazelle. Going faster than a cheetah. Have you guessed what I am yet?
I am a dragon. The only dragon left. The last dragon. The last dragon in the universe.

Fun fact: When I wrote sharp teeth, I wrote sharp sheep. When I wrote going faster, I nearly wrote, growing fatter.

GIVE ME SILPOS ACTION RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who likes wattpad
Meeeeeeee
Who likes fanfiction.net
Eh it's............. nice?
Who likes AO3?
Nice
In conclusion
Wattpad is best

My innocence is disintegrating. Hi dirty, dirty side of me!
Life. Without. Wattpad. So. Hard. Fan. Fiction.net. Horrible.

Well the plane was delayed for like four hours. Yes FOUR FRICKIN HOURS!!!!!
Now I'm in Guangzhou getting free accomodation. Another day without wattpad and google.

Bye
Ahem

Forever happy