Wolfie: hello everyone, death and living alike!

Lesley: this sounds familiar

Ruby: yea it's from Boyfriend Of The Dead

Wolfie: again, I'm not doing any ads for that

Ruby: but you just did it

Wolfie: well anyways are you guys excited?

Harley: no

Wolfie: I knew the answer is "yes"!

Harley: no

Wolfie: okay without further ado let the craziness begin!

Proudly presents

Chatroom #3

---It's time to burn down the kitchen---

Wolfie: it's time for dares again!

Lesley: should we clap hands?

Zilong: no

Wolfie: I will clap *claps hands twice*

*everyone teleported to the kitchen*

Kagura: nani? Why are we here?

Wolfie: for the dares, of course!

Ruby: about cooking?

Layla: *looks at my paper of dares* bingo

Wolfie: hey, don't look!

Layla: I don't care

Ruby: I love it

Wolfie: but first, let's have a warm welcome to....

Wolfie: LUNOX!

Lunox: hi everyone

Ruby: ehh, New hero?

Wolfie: yup

Ruby: DON'T LEAVE ME WHEN YOU HAVE HER

Wolfie: I'm not gonna do that. I mean, I'm not gonna leave you
Although I've been waited for her release for so long (have to wait till September tho)

Lesley: I thought you told me we have special guest today?

Wolfie: haha of course. Warm welcome to our special guest, Dark_CreeperXCraft !

Creeper: hello heroes!

Ruby: *throws confetti*

Harley: *throws cards*

Layla: I think I saw a triangle

Irithel: I don't give a f

Wolfie: hey don't be so cold

Ruby: glad you're here, Creeper. Today we are going to cook something XD

Creeper: that's nice, but I hope I can eat something from you

Ruby: uhh..

Alucard: something wet?

Miya: dirty Alucard

Alucard: if you were not dirty how could you read my mind?

Wolfie: yep Creeper you will have a chance to eat something from Ruby

Layla: spoilers alert

Sun: where's food? I'm hungry

Miya: I'm hungry too

Wolfie: today we are going to cook for our boss!

Sun: yeahhh

Wolfie: ohh and by the way I've seen people using Miya's name as pun.

Miya: what?

Wolfie: mi ayam (chicken noodles in Malay)

Miya: WHO'S THAT

Wolfie: I dunno

Sun: hey where's food?! I want food!

Wolfie: okay now the first one!

Lunox: *beats the drums*

Wolfie: Dxctor- dared Angela to cook for everyone!

Ruby: yayyy

Angela: wait what?!

Wolfie: someone's gonna be busy for the whole chapters XD

Angela: there's like, more than forty of you!

Wolfie: well take your time

Layla: or we just let Angela cooks for those who are active

Wolfie : for example me XD

Creeper: luckily I'm here

Irithel:...

Wolfie: I know you are hungry, Irithel

Irithel : no I'm not

Wolfie: so Angela, take your time

Angela: I'll see who participates in this chapter

Wolfie: lets move on to more exciting part

Freya: I have bad feelings.

Wolfie: that's normal

Freya: why?

Wolfie: cuz Chelzy_21 dared you to cook chicken wings, with your own wings

Freya:...

Creeper: sounds cool

Sun: cook chicken wings with wings but no wings to eat wings

Freya: I regret to have wings

Wolfie: that's what makes you beautiful

Freya: so umm, where's the wings?

Wolfie: *claps hands twice and summoned a chicken* here you go

Ruby: don't ask Diggie to come here

Creeper: wait not everyone's here today?

Wolfie: nope. Only people who comes deserve Angela's cook XD

Sun: all mine

Alucard: All Might

Wolfie: not all yours. Jeez

Freya: how should I do with this.

Zilong: I dunno, just pull out the wings

Ruby: ewwww

Wolfie: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT

Freya: YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A DEAD CHICKEN

Wolfie: WELL IT'S DEAD NOW

Freya: DUHHHHHH

Ten minutes later-

Freya: okay now I have to use my wings?

Wolfie: yeah. Try to imagine how KFC cook it.

Ruby : hey I thought you say no ads

Wolfie: lol sorry

Freya: but that's... AHHH

Wolfie: what?

Freya: I'm frying my own wings!!

Wolfie: hahahaha

Freya: hey you!!

Wolfie: can't blame me

Creeper: do y'all smell something?

Wolfie: yup... Something...

Freya: DA CHICKEN WINGS!

Ruby: over fried

Angela: (I hope everyone can cook well)

Alucard: so what's next?

Wolfie: are you guys on the mood to eat noodles?

Miya: don't eat me

Wolfie: so you admit that you are chicken noodles

Miya: never! Stop teasing me!

Wolfie: haha sorry

Sun: me I wanna eat noodles

Wolfie: Lancelot! A dare for you!

Lancelot: what???

Wolfie: Dxctor- dared you to cook your own hair! With Odette as your assistant!

Odette: ahahahaha your punishment!!

Lancelot: whyyyyyy

Harley: cuz your hair looks like noodles

Lancelot : you uglies are just jealous of my beauty!

Wolfie: I don't see any beauty in you

Layla: BURN

Wolfie: *dabs*

Odette: hey dear, I heated the wok

Ruby: I poured oils

Miya: how about some sweetener?

Creeper: I'll cut the carrots

Wolfie: looks like everyone is excited to eat Lancelot's hair

Harley: sounds disgusting but cool

Wolfie: so are we going to inherit One For All from Lancelot(All Might)?

Ruby: hey you said no ads!

Wolfie: haha sorry, watched a lot of BNHA

Lesley: BTW where is Lancelot?

Lancelot: SHADOW POWER EXECUTE!!!  CHASE ME!

Irithel: hey human that's my line!!!

Lesley: Gusion!!

Gusion: *uses first skill on Lancelot*

Ruby: *uses ultimate + flicker to hook Lancelot back*

Sun: tie him up!!!

Lancelot: NOOOOOOO

Creeper: author is cruel tho

Wolfie: ahahahaha that's for entertainment

Alucard: rip Lancelot's hair

Zilong: you will not be remembered

Wolfie: where's the scissors?

Fanny: why use scissors when you have me?

Creeper: haha glad to have you here

Fanny: Sir, what's your command?

Sun: *points at Lancelot* noodles...

Fanny: *uses "Cut Throat" to cut Lancelot's hair*

Lancelot: *is a bald now*

Wolfie: good job Fanny

Lancelot: WHAT THE FLOWER?!

Odette: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sun: *throws the hair into the wok*

Ten minutes later

Freya: here's noodles!

Sun: Yayy *eats it*

Wolfie: how's it taste?

Sun: WTF!!! TASTE LIKE SHYT!!!

Lancelot: ha! this is karma for eating my beautiful hair!!

Odette: Ohh no the hair is wasted

Lunox: I believe it belongs to the trashcan

Lancelot: *hair grows back again* MY BEAUTIFUL HAIRRRRRRR

Ruby: Creeper, don't eat this

Creeper: but I'm hungry

Wolfie: it's okay cuz JaeAndAlexa_0912 dared Ruby to make a cake and give it to Dark_CreeperXCraft

Ruby: what?? A dare for me?

Layla: that's why I said spoilers alert

Creeper: Yayy!!

Wolfie: goooooooo make a cake

Ruby: hmm... What cake do you want, Creeper?

Creeper: I don't mind, as long as it's from you

Ruby: o-okay...how about chocolate cake?

Creeper: that's perfect!

Ruby: okay, I'll make it now

Layla: why do I sense jealousy

Irithel: from a certain author

Wolfie: I'm not

Irithel: *coughs*

Layla: *coughs* it's you

Few minutes later-

Ruby:*takes the cake* done but it's hot. Be careful when you eat, Creeper.*gives it to Creeper*

Creeper: thanks Ruby-

Irithel: I can't stand it anymore...

Creeper: I love-

Irithel: LAYLA READ THE NEXT DARE!!!

Layla: *grabs the paper from a certain stunned author and read out loud* Chelzy_21 DARED WOLFIE TO KISS RUBY ON THE LIPS AND HUG SCREAM "RUBY IS MINE!"

Everyone: ...Huh?

Wolfie: *soul gets back to the body* *walks towards Ruby* *slams the lips on hers* *hugs her* RUBY IS MINE!!!

Everyone: ......

(note: I mean nothing, please don't feel so... uhhh... Yuri.... Cuz I love Ruby and that's a fact lol... Well continue reading it XD)

Ruby: w-what just happened?

Irithel and Layla: *sigh in relief*

Wolfie: urmm I confessed?

Lesley: ...Wolfie you're not working anymore..

Layla: I will handle the next dares

Angela: EVERYBODY, HERE'S THE FOOD *serves us some green coloured biscuits*

Wolfie: why is everything so green?

Harley: I hate vegetables

Angela: that's not vegetable. To be fair I cooked the same dishes to each of you, and to be fair you all must eat finish so my hard work will be paid

Sun: *munches all the biscuits*

Harley: how it tastes? Is it vegetable?

Sun: WATERRRRRRR!!!!!! I NEED WATERRRRRRR

Lesley: it's wasabi

(note: sorry Dxctor- I tortured your Sun XD)

Wolfie: gg

Angela: EAT THEM ALL

Layla: well... Move on...

Miya: what's next?

Layla: where's Akai?

Wolfie: *claps hands twice and summoned Akai*

Akai: the enemy is in mid-   what?!

Layla: what

Akai: why am I here? Where's my phone?

Wolfie: I summoned you

Akai: OHH NO I'M PLAYING RANKED MODE

Ruby: Gg for ya

Akai: I'M MAD NOW *going to turn his ulti*

Layla: here's a quest!!! It's good for you!

Akai: what quest? I want nothing except food

Wolfie: Yup it's about food

Akai: *calm down immediately* where's food?

Layla: Dxctor- dared everyone to bake a million LAYERED CAKE AND LET AKAI EAT EM

Akai: yohooooo!!! THANKS FOR THE LOVE!!!

Sun: hey I'm the boss here!

Angela: Ohh no I'm exhausted....

Wolfie: everyone, get to work!

Akai: be fast, I will play Mobile Legends first

An eternity later-

Wolfie: it's done!!

Layla: guys, carry it carefully

Alucard: *panting* but it's fcking heavy!!!

Akai: I SMELL SOMETHING *run towards the giant million layered cake* FOR ME???

Wolfie: of course, do you want us to eat for you?

Akai: 谢谢你们！(thanks guys)

*Akai ate all in just an blink of eye*

Lunox: what just happened

Akai: wow I'm full

Layla: finally, last dare of today's...

Creeper: JaeAndAlexa_0912 dared everyone to make Akai thin

Everyone: WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Akai: I'm cute when I'm chubby like that...

Wolfie: hmmm

Miya: me me I know how to keep fit!!

Wolfie: wow I didn't say a word yet

Miya: ha! I can read your mind

Layla: so what's the plan?

Miya: STRICT DIETING

Wolfie: hmm I come out with something on my mind...

*Akai is running on the running machine while everyone are looking at him, eating snacks*

Akai: hey I want some! Not fair!

Miya: nah-uh. Ten kilometers to go so you can get this *shakes a pack of snacks in front of him*

Akai: *speeds up*

Wolfie: well that's all for today... I hope you all enjoy this chapter

Lesley: and don't forget to vote!

Creeper: or request more truths or dares

Ruby: have a good day!

Wolfie: go beyond, plus ultra!

Lesley: wut

Irithel: again....

Wolfie: spoilers next chatroom chapter will be spotlight for a certain animal lover! Stay tuned for the better!

Have a nice day ❤