this is some shit I thought of so let's go

it goes a bit like this, miss bustiers' class has a dodgeball game and now they split into two teams

NIno: miss bustier can we make team names

Miss Bustier: well  that did not go well the last time

NIno: please  

Miss Bustier: fine

seriously she has no control over her student bro I'm also concerned, in the episode season 5 transmission the kids have a party in the art class at school HOURS! What is this where the principal bro bwahaha there breaking the rules big time aND I'M HERE FOR IT!

TEAM 1:the "she's just a friend "team

Alya

Nino

Adrien

Marinette

Alix

Ivan

Mylene

 Team 2:chloes underlings

Sabrina

Chloe

Kim

max

rose

juleka

Nathaniel

alright so how this would play out in my head is just Lila coming up with some shitty excuse about how she has this hand disease where she can't touch the ball so she's on the bench

Kim and Alix are just butting heads and Alya would probably scream at Nino at one point but there is still the dream team, bro the class would treat this game like WAR!.until.

NIno: TEAM! ATTACK!

KIM: LET'S SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE!ATTACK!!!

Miss Bustier: guys guys relax it's just a game

then everybody gets hit except  for Adrien and Marinette then for team 2 Kim and Max and the only reason Max is still FuCKinG alive is because he's all like

Max: alright if I calculate the mass of the ball and the trajectory of the sun and the alignment of the stars I have to duck now!

and then you have Kim this dude takes one ball keeps it and uses it to dodge all the other balls

but BUT Liela sees  Adrien and Marinette are together trying to win right and then her hand disease is suddenly cured but that's where it's going down

Marinette: ahhhhh get this parasite out of here

Mari and Adrien just go to the other and everybody who got eliminated comes back and...

Alya: guys if you don't want another covid situation  ATTACK!!

Chloe: ugh this peasant is so pleasantly

pfff seriously this is how I imagine it

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*Adrien ordering cake*

Sabine: what would you like your cake to say

adrien:*leans over and whispers to Marinette*your bakery sells talking cakes

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