the best of MIRACULOUS!

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Chloe: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. 

Sabrina: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!? 

Chloe: No! Four to five seconds! 

Sabrina: Too late!!!

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Lila: *Gets down on one knee* 

Marinette: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Lila: *Falls over* 

Marinette: The poison is kicking in.

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Lila: You saved me. I owe you my life. 

Marinette: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Alya: Tonight, one of you will betray us. 

Marinette: Is it me, Alya? 

Alya: No, it's not you.

 adrien: Is it me, Alya? 

Alya: It's not you either. 

Nino: Is it me, Alya? 

Alya:  mockingly: Is IT mE Alya?

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Kagami: How did none of you hear what I just said? 

Marinette: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. 

Adrien: I got distracted about halfway through. 

Luka: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Nathaniel: Someone will die. 

Marc: Of fun!

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hah some perfect Marc innocence 

the perfect sunshine child

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ladybug: Time for plan G.

ryuko: Don't you mean plan B?

Queen Bee: No, we tried to plan B a long time ago. 

Ladybug:I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

carapace: What about plan D?

rena rouge: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Pegasus: What about plan E?

Ladybug: I'm hoping not to use it. Chat dies in plan E.

Vipereon: I like plan E.

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Chloe: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts? Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!

Marinette: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Alya: More or less, I guess...

Nino: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

Adrien: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.

Kim: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

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look I just randomly generated  this quote but damn Adrien is accurate in this thing

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Chloe: I CAN'T DO IT!

Marinette, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Chloe: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Nino: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Chloe:

Chloe: I don't appreciate it,

Chloe: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Max: Chloe-

Chloe: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Adrien: Chloe we gotta-

Chloe: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Chloe: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Chloe, motioning to Kim: NOT FUCKING THIS

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this one tho ... I love it

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