HELLO  everybody I just want to say something I CANT WAIT TO GO WATCH SPIDER-MAN ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE it looks so good*clears throat* ok back to what I was saying today I'm going to make like my life and split  so today I am interviewing the miraculous cast because they are now actors

first

ME:  please be amused or I will lose my job cause its the news  I'm chadyboy and today I will be interviewing the miraculous cast first we have

Chloe: MOI, consider yourselves lucky cause chloe bourgeois is here

ME: so chloe the first question is 

1 .do you put milk before cereal 

2. Do you eat or drink soup? 

3. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 

4. who is the most entertaining person from the cast 

7. who is the dumbest?

Chloe: of course not I'm not that evil

ME: I see I see well next question

ME: do you eat or drink soup

Chloe: ugh neither  soup is peasant food and so is cereal

ME: what th-, so tell me chloe what do you eat for breakfast then fucking WAGYU BEEF OR SUM SHIT!

Chloe: ugh DADDY! THIS GIRL IS annoying me 

 Filmora guy: uhh that's not the script

Chloe and ME: SHUT UP!!

ME*dodging  a bunch of shoe*s: now how many pairs of shoes do you own

Chloe: hm one sec*brings out calculator* oh yeah and that one ugh and those horrendous heels and- wait do the ones I abanded count 

ME: yeah I guess

CHloe: ok so its exactly 568799924231655665890 pairs Daddy keeps them in a separate hotel

ME: a separate HOTEL! then again  that's a lot of shoes

Marinette: chloe one day your dad is going to disown you 

Chloe: And whys that dupain cheng

 ALya: I saw the papers

Nino: I helped her get it 

Max: me too

 ALix: I just watched

Miss Bustier: kids the shoot remember also did one of you change the script because I don't sound like a bad teacher 

ALix: miss that's roses script 

Rose: oh I thought a unicorn pony flew away with it thanks

ME: alright uh who do think is the most interesting person to be around from the cast

Chloe: I  have to admit it has to be max as soon as we found out the idiot is super flexible

so like I really do not want to continue sorry bro ba like I'm too lazy