hello hello

alright look I would do a little page about Collusion, the new episode but it makes me so angry that I don't want to talk about it and the fact that stupid bourgeois is super weak no JUST NO!

so I have a guest to let out my anger welcome GABE AGRESTE

 Gabe: This little rat kid-

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ABUSIVE BITCH WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN SEND POOR ADRIEN TO LONDON HUH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT LET ADRIEN FALL IN LOVE WITH MARINETTE  IN PEACE IM GOING TO CALL LADYBUG AND CAT NOIR TO KICK YOUR DUMBASS ITS FINISHED GABE YOU HAD MULTIPLE CHANCES TO WIN AND WHAT DID YOU DO YOU LET YOURSELF GET DEMOLISHED BY 2 TEENS IN SPAN-DECKS SUITS WITH DOMINO MASK AND THEN YOU GOT PULVERISED BY A FEW KIDS WITHOUT POWERS AND ONE POWERLESS LADYBUG YOU STUPID IDIOT EMELIE DOSENT WANT YOU TOO BRING HER BACK SHE ACCEPTED IT WHY CANT YOU JUST BE A GOOD FATHER FOR ONCE

*DEEP BREATH* I think I'm calm now

Gabe: I- ok what do you want

I want a Day in the Life of Gabe Agreste video, read the script

Gabe: stop calling me Gabe

OHH DEAR GABE ILL STOP CALLING YOU GABE THE DAY YOU GET THE MIRACULOUS WHICH ISNT HAPPENING ANY TIME SOON HUH GABE

Gabe: Natalie

Natalie *tide up*: Gabriel I tried to help you but shes right

Gabe: fine give me the script ... what is this

good comedy hehe

Gabe: ugh ok in my life the first thing I do is monologue in front of my wife's refrigerated corpse then from season 1 to season 2 (I think) after monologing I go up to my mini purple airhead butterfly lair/bubble then I proceed to akumatatta someone after then I get defeated by span-decks wearing kids again and again and again and every time I still think I'm going to win.

amazing good job Gabe now LB CN beat his ass 

Gabe: wha-

Natalie *still tied up*: bwahhahahha

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Gabe: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Natalie: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Gabe: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

bonus

Gabe: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something.

Natalie: Gabriel, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

YOU SAID IT NATALIE